My (ex) best friend from childhood is now 39, single, has a kid, and is an incel who blames all his problems on women. And I mean literally: he can't keep a job because of women. He even lost his truck driver gig because of women! Not that he ever explained it, just complained that everything was caused by women.

We don't talk anymore.

You dropped the /s.

Imma be banned now.

Gamers should be given shower heads with RBG lights. Some might shower more often.

How in the fuck is HP still alive? The company should crash and burn.

Why the fuck would you want "alpha" versions in the military? It's just full of bugs and barely usable.

I have (had) a friend who went full on Jordan Peterson and talked a lot about being an "alpha" male. I told him that I consider myself beta male, as I've learned from my mistakes and was upgraded to beta. He went full on bat shit crazy and told me that thinking like this is definitely not alpha material.

He also can't hold a job (he's 38), and blames all his problems on females. He is not willing to work on himself, as he's the perfect alpha male. Yeah, fuck off you ignorant piece of shit.

The "free speech" social media 🤣

Elon, go fuck yourself.

I told my American colleagues that in Denmark we get 3 consecutive weeks off during the summer, and the company is not allowed to contact us. We also get an additional 2 weeks off we can use whenever we want. Oh, and + 5 days (in hours). Again that we can use whenever.

Their jaws dropped.

That's a weird way to pose in a cemetery, unless you were happy the person is dead. Bunch of weirdos.

Fucking piece of shit human being. Should have had to pay at LEAST the double!

Americans, where the fuck did you stray off the beaten path? I hate this timeline

This is literally the plot for a Black Mirror episode.