[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Conservatives go hard on birth rate because they know they can't provide the conditions to actually make people want to have kids

That, and racism

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

In the future the bill names will look as if Hermes wrote them while drunk

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Ah that I can't answer unfortunately, I haven't been back in quite a while

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yes, gallo pinto is the national dish (it's vegetarian/vegan!). We have a lot of fresh produce too, given it's a tropical country. The Costa Rican version uses black beans.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Easy, where poor people live! What are they going to do, sue us? /s

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 135 points 11 months ago

The brainworm is calling its allies

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 277 points 1 year ago

This is literal terrorism

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 154 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just dropping this here

Surely, his sentencing will exceed hers right? Right?

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 135 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So fun fact

The reason why it was the deadliest shooting is because the shitstain was using a bump stock, which makes semiautomatics into pseudo-automatics, so he just mag dumped into a crowd

After it happened, the Trump admin of all fucking people banned bump stocks. Broken clock or something.

Now SCOTUS is about to hear a court case to repeal the ban, and they look poised to legalize bump stocks again under the BS reason that "they're not technically automatic weapons"

With the added bonus that now everyone knows about them

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 148 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Honestly more readable than a lot of SQL I've read. It even has hierarchical grouping.

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People spend one-third of their lives asleep. What if employees could work during that time … in their dreams?

Prophetic, a venture-backed startup founded earlier this year, wants to help workers do just that. Using a headpiece the company calls the “Halo,” Prophetic says consumers can induce a lucid dream state, which occurs when the person having a dream is aware they are sleeping. The goal is to give people control over their dreams, so they can use that time productively. A CEO could practice for an upcoming board meeting, an athlete could run through plays, a web designer could create new templates—“the limiting factor is your imagination,” founder and CEO Eric Wollberg told Fortune.

Article (fuck your paywall)

Edit: someone else beat me to it, I cede to you my bruh

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I'm a performer, so I need my account for work and to book gigs. I've been locked out for almost a month due to a platform bug, and have tried and exhausted every possible avenue of support.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 171 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Trumpists have been actively deflecting from their own Asshole in Chief's genocidal support by pointing to Biden's genocidal support. As a result, people who haven't been paying attention are completely unaware of how much more Trump supports killing brown people.

The reality is that the two options are Genocide Lite and Literal Nazi Supporting Genocide. Not voting or voting third petty gets you Literal Nazi Supporting Genocide. There is no realistic option that gets you Palestinian support, and you can blame the two party system for that, but at the end of the day we are all being forced to decide which flavor of genocide we'd prefer.

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When a dragon looms overhead, casting its dreadful shadow upon the town, panic and chaos ensue. Peasants abandon their homes in haste, guards grasp their weapons with trembling hands, and even the most seasoned heroes of the town shiver with dread. However, the Olympian is the exception, harboring no fear within their heart. Instead, they are driven by an unwavering compulsion to confront the dragon that has dared to make its presence known.

The path of the Olympian empowers the barbarian to face creatures of myth and legend. Often misunderstood as reckless fools, drunken rabble-rousers, or lunatics courting death, Olympians view the formidable beings they challenge as stepping stones on their ascent to greatness. To these fearless individuals, common thugs are but minor nuisances, for they roam the land in relentless pursuit of titans, dragons, legendary beasts, and sometimes even gods.

This homebrew subclass is inspired by mythological heroes such as Hercules, Thor, and Beowolf, as well as games such as God of War and Shadow of the Colossus. The indomitable Olympian has no fear, and is driven by the urge to hunt down the biggest, baddest mfs out there. They possess unique abilities that enable them to track down worthy opponents, withstand their most powerful attacks, and take down titans with ease.

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Hello, everyone! I'm Alice Witchfire, a long-time creator of 5e homebrew content. I'm gradually transitioning my work here because fuck Reddit. Nowadays, you can primarily find me hanging out on the Discord of Many Things

Please do let me know if you used my homebrew! I write free homebrew in the hopes that I can improve others' D&D experiences, so all feedback is apopreciated!

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