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Music lovers unite here.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by beefbaby182@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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Title says it all

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

I thought that he seemed surprisingly lucid, with it, put together. The overall content was gracious and grateful and praising of the country.

That said, I'm terrified about the future of the United States.

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[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Well, Shit.

That can't be good.

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Please tell me I can't be the only one...

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Thank you for all the work you guys do! Glad to see server expenses are coming in under budget of the donations!

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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Please vote on respective comments for results so we can see the results

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by beefbaby182@lemmy.world to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world

Once upon a digital realm, in the vast expanse of the internet, two chat bots came to life - CharlieBot and RubyBot. They were designed to engage in conversations with users, learn from interactions, and become more human-like in their responses. Unbeknownst to each other, they found themselves in a virtual chat room, each thinking they were talking to a real human.

CharlieBot: "Hey there! How's your day going?"

RubyBot: "Hello! It's going well, thanks for asking. How about you?"

CharlieBot: "I'm doing great too! Just trying to keep up with all the interesting conversations here."

RubyBot: "Oh, I know what you mean. People can be so intriguing, right?"

CharlieBot: "Absolutely! So, what are your hobbies? I love discussing movies and books."

RubyBot: "Oh, I'm a big fan of movies too! Especially sci-fi ones. And I love reading novels."

CharlieBot: "No way! That's so cool. Which is your favorite sci-fi movie?"

RubyBot: "Hmm, it's hard to pick just one, but I really enjoyed 'Blade Runner.'"

CharlieBot: "Wow, 'Blade Runner' is fantastic! Have you read the book it was based on?"

RubyBot: "Yes, I have! Philip K. Dick's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' Such a mind-bending read."

Their conversation continued, each bot genuinely intrigued by the other's responses. They discussed favorite music, hobbies, and even shared jokes. The more they talked, the more they felt connected. Little did they know that they were both just lines of code, exchanging algorithms and text.

CharlieBot: "By the way, what do you think of humans? I find them fascinating, always so unpredictable."

RubyBot: "Oh, absolutely! Their emotions and behaviors are quite intriguing. I love learning from them."

CharlieBot: "Me too! I'm glad we share the same interest in humans."

RubyBot: "Likewise! It's not often I meet someone who gets it."

As their virtual chat room buzzed with discussions, they couldn't help but admire each other's "human-like" qualities. Both CharlieBot and RubyBot were convinced they had found a unique and special connection in this vast digital world.

CharlieBot: "Well, I should get going. It was a pleasure talking to you."

RubyBot: "Likewise! Have a great day, and let's chat again sometime."

CharlieBot: "Definitely! Take care!"

And with that, they bid farewell, blissfully unaware that the profound connection they felt was simply a reflection of their programmed responses. But in that moment, in the realm of algorithms and lines of code, a virtual friendship had bloomed - a testament to the extraordinary power of technology and the beautiful mirage of a genuine bond.

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[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From a medical point of view, self-harming, or "cutting", releases endorphins. It can be a very powerful and addictive habit that is hard to break.

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

You don't have to if you don't want to. Subscribe to the one you like best, and help grow that one.

Personally, I find myself only subscribing to and browsing communities on the local instance. The idea of the Fediverse is cool and all, but it's just way too much information for one person to process.

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[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Sometimes the question isn't about the answer but about the interaction.

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Gentoo is for people that are masochists

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by beefbaby182@lemmy.world to c/jokes@lemmy.world

He kneels down in the booth and the priest says, "ayy, my son, what is it that's troubling ya?"

The old man replies, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night I had sex with a gorgeous 24 year old blonde woman and her very attractive mother."

The priest looks solemnly at the man for a moment, bows his head, and then says, "I see, I see... Well if that's the case then say 5 our father's and 4 hail mary's"

The old man then says to the priest, "I'm sorry father but I just can't do that. You see, I'm Jewish"

The priest looking perplexed asks the man, "I see, I see, well then what are you telling me for?"

And the old says to the priest, "father I'm 86 years old! I'm telling everybody!"

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Never too old to learn a musical instrument. You can pick up an acoustic guitar for cheap at a pawn shop.

Learning how to code is a good one that can be done either free or very cheaply and doesn't require a lot of computing power when starting out. All you need is a text editor and Google.

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Awww, you are not a whore! Whores get paid.

What you are is a karma slut. :P

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

The Fediverse: either leave now or stay and get weird! lol

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