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For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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Non-suspicious Van (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by son_named_bort@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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I Hear You Like Vans, Well Here's Van Morrison (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by son_named_bort@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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It's True, But She Shouldn't Say It (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by son_named_bort@lemmy.world to c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

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Sorry, Matilda. by son_named_bort in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

Radcliffe: played Weird Al

Wilson: did not play Weird Al

There was always a clear winner.

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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the River (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by son_named_bort@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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I would feel pretty uncomfortable if I found out my teacher had a gun on him by son_named_bort in c/therightcantmeme@midwest.social

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

Considering we've had more than one school shooting where the heavily trained and armed resource officers stood down while children were being slaughtered, I don't think the sign on the right would make me feel any safer.

How many other businesses would we be fine with operating like this? by son_named_bort in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago

Airports work like this. You arrive two hours before takeoff only to find out like half an hour before takeoff that the flight is delayed because there's no plane.

Fact by son_named_bort in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

Well no, she can't buy Kanye. He's not a Supreme Court Justice.

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Is it a Felony to Tease the Order Box? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by son_named_bort@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

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In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

How a horny beer calendar sparked a conservative civil war by son_named_bort in c/politics@lemmy.world