Deal! Deal!
Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.
Deal! Deal!
Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.
I don't care about the voter apathy party.
The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.
Did AI make this?
And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.
He'll say that he did it
The media will treat it as gospel
People will believe it
Not listed: prices actually coming down
How do you feel about your team's execution?
It really didn't want to go to Sierra Leone.
Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It's a song about banging a slave, but I didn't know that as a kid.
How's Tuesday in April?
I'm at work.
What about Wednesday?
Still working
And Thursday?
Believe it or not, work.
Wow, that computer can run Windows 98? Here I am on Windows 11, not realizing that I'm 87 versions behind.
That's my body! I don't know you!