[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

That's my body! I don't know you!

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I don't care about the voter apathy party.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Did AI make this?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
  1. He'll say that he did it

  2. The media will treat it as gospel

  3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

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Could he stop a runaway monorail?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

How do you feel about your team's execution?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

It really didn't want to go to Sierra Leone.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It's a song about banging a slave, but I didn't know that as a kid.

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For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago

How's Tuesday in April?

I'm at work.

What about Wednesday?

Still working

And Thursday?

Believe it or not, work.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 115 points 1 year ago

Wow, that computer can run Windows 98? Here I am on Windows 11, not realizing that I'm 87 versions behind.

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