john's probably rolling around in his grave right now, but it isn't because he's upset. he's just fucking the dead hookers down there
SOMETIMES A CHECKMATE IS JUST SO FUCKING POETIC.
Butters: weiners out!
pardon my ignorance, but how is a de-centralized and de-federated online community bound to such annoyances?
We bought this run-down house, my boyfriend and I. While he started working on converting the kitchen into the main bedroom, I insisted on removing the old wallpaper. The previous owner papered every wall and ceiling in the house! It’s a lot of work to remove, but it feels so good to get rid of it. The best feeling is getting a long peel, like when your skin peels after a bad sunburn. I turned it into a game, on the hunt to rip the longest piece possible.
I noticed there was a person’s name and date under a corner section of paper in every room. I couldn’t help but investigate and Googled those names. What I discovered left me speechless. The names all belonged to missing people, and the dates matched the day of their disappearance! We notified the police, who sent the crime scene team. I overheard one of them say, “Yeah, it’s human.” Wait, what’s human? “Ma’am, where is all the material you removed? This isn’t wallpaper.”
reminder: if you have anything saved with google, you should probably move it to somewhere that's not tied to the US govt. mark my words: it's just a matter of time before they weaponize Google.
yeah, the information age hit us before we could come up with an education age
someone really needs to remind AMERICA - of all fucking countries - what happens when you try to tax from afar.
this is honestly the best thing i've seen all day
"Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?" lmao
so reddit just added shadow-banning to its arsenal of tools that hurt users and do absolutely nothing for moderators.
just in case anyone was wondering why i'm here now..
mark my words: it's just gonna keep getting more and more stupid. you think you know stupid? hold my beer.
this isn't a fight against foreigners, it's a fight against exposing americans to intelligent people