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[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 188 points 1 month ago
[-] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

WarThunder is ripe with military nerds that love being right about their favourite tank/plane/whatever. Sometimes, these nerds have access to official documents proving that they're right. And sometimes these nerds go on to post classified military intel for the sake of being right.

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[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

warthunder players are often memed on for leaking classified military documents

i.e. jlai.lu/post/8555562

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 100 points 1 month ago

mark my words: it's just gonna keep getting more and more stupid. you think you know stupid? hold my beer.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

i've heard it's got electrolytes.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Its what plants crave

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Unlimited Stupids of America?

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is my United States of Whatever.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Remember when he humble bragged classified intel in the Oval Office to foreign leaders? I remember, but apparently the world has forgotten.

[-] pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 month ago

"We are currently clean on OPSEC" 🤡

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

I will do all we can to enforce 100% OPSEC”—operations security. “I welcome other thoughts.”

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

More like OPSEGS amirite? Lol jk jk 👊🇱🇷🔥

[-] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

What a wasted opportunity. The angle should have been "Top secret military plans intentionally leaked to the liberal media". The MAGAs would have sent poor little Pete to prison and the cabinet would be eyeing each other with distrust for the next four years.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They already are eyeing eachother with distrust.

That’s 100% why Vance was offering prayers in the chat.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 52 points 1 month ago

Brilliant, leak the plans so the enemy will think it’s a fake, then do it anyways. Like a reverse mincemeat

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

The last thing the enemy will expect is a 8th suicidal charge into their defensive positions! It is a brilliant plan!

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[-] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago

The people freaking out over Clinton's emails are real quiet rn

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[-] zenitsu@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

the party of "common sense" and "competence" btw

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 month ago

also "party of personal responsibility" when they choose to not investigate any of this

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Party of law and order too, after breaking classified communication laws.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 28 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but if it’s this difficult for a white cis-het man to not text top secret documents to the wrong person, imagine how many times a DEI hire would have done it by now.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Let's ask Gen. Brown Jr. how many times he has leaked war plans through messengers. I am sure he could go on for hours.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago
[-] kautau@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago
[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

This post accurately exemplifies the whole purpose of this channel.

And I'm dying from laughter. Absolutely brilliant - thank you for sharing this!

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

In his defence, he was blackout drunk at the time.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

I recently saw Adam Savage's site was selling demerit patches for the workshop.

I think it would be funny to see a bunch of military demerit patches designed for the dumb shit Hegseth does. They could be sewn to his prison shirt if y'all manage to get him in prison eventually.

[-] Ghosthacked@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

This guy is rocking maybe 93 iq on a good day.

Mediocre white guy hire to lead the nation's defense.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Behold, the master race.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I'm confused, are we mocking him because he's incompetent or because he was caught driving under the influence? I can't prepare pithy remarks until I have more data!

[-] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago
[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

But DUIs just make me sad. There's no material there for my writers.

[-] sepi@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

It wasn't Hegseth because he'd send a message in a bottle

[-] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Pete smegma strikes again

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

In ~~2027~~ 2017 Trump had to replace all of his principals, either due to scandal or because they disagreed with him.

It sounds like Hegseth is going to get ousted due to sheer incompetence.

Unless highlighting Hegseth's diminished capacity might draw attention to Trump's.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago

I was predicting the darkest future (fixed! Thanks!)

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Trumpers get ousted for disloyalty and nothing else.

[-] carrylex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Off topic: Why is there a "gift" code and various tracking paramters in the url?

Url does seem to work without them: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

[-] conicalscientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The gift code means a subscriber is sharing access to the content.

Though I don't doubt the sites use this as a double purpose for tracking.

this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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