Counter streak 2
We have a city to burn?
Wow, can you tell me more about this thing called the internet? Where does the information get stored?
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That kid looks like his about to retire.
Happy birthday to everyone just letting you know we're one step closer to grave!
Gotcha haha did not thought people would take it seriously.
Hit and run
Eat your best friend op.
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Time brush up your resume!
Obvious answer is to give the kids ducklings for every visit. Pressuring kids parents to stop their kids coming over without permission. Unless they want to own duck pets.
Apparently moths are not attracted to light they just can't get away with it. Because they use the brightest light as a way to orient themselves. It turns out this is instictive and has no way for them to get out of that state without them knocking themselves out. ln short, mothman we'll be there standing till daylight.
Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.