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[-] Hupf@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago
[-] AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 123 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Forgiveness for my pedantry, but pretty sure a greeble (or greeblie) is the individual plastic details that they would glue on to create the texture, not the texture itself.

You wouldn't say a texture is "greeble".

Edit - and if you're talking 3d modeling, greebling is done during sculpting, it's not a texturing step.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 62 points 2 days ago

It seems to use a similar naming convention as stucco, where the thing that is applied shares the name with the resulting texfure.

[-] orvorn@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 days ago

To be pedantic in return - in 3D modeling you absolutely can add greebling as a bump map or tessellation texture.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

Blender modeler here. We often do grebble in geometry nodes. Not sculpting

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

You could also theoretically do it in the texturing step with a displacement modifier using the new(er) dynamic scaling.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah. Forgot it was stabilised

[-] inconel@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I get where you're coming from but texture in layman term is (microscopic) characteristic of the surface. You wouldn't appreciate crisp 16bit RGBA pixels in your mouth when you bite an apple.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's texture as in surface quality, not the meaning used in computer rendering.

[-] artifex@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

In the late 1990s I wrote an Alias|Wavefront plugin called greeble that built a bump field + height field from texture so artists could paint greebles on by hand, so whether or not that’s the proper way to do it, it’s been a texture thing for a long time.

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 96 points 2 days ago

Back in the days where they used miniatures to do spaceships sometimes the vfx dept. would take model kits and glue the entire plastic sheet, sprues and all, to the miniature. You know, like this.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The definitive greebled cube.

[-] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 days ago

Huh. I thought it was the invisible things that only cats can see that makes them kinda crazy.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

it is. this is just word theft. ;p

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The term "greeblies" was coined by George Lucas in the 1970s to describe details on model ships used in the production of Star Wars

;-P

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

well George stole it from cats. I don't have proof but it's what cats would want.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's… that's 100% believable. After all, he stole Chewbacca from Russian (собака)

As we say when we're camping with no signal, I don't have the Internet, so it must be true

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

“kinda”

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

cat

,maybe they can see the invisble cubes.

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

i like the star trek borg cube texture instead personally

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago
[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago

Its the physical manifestation of the old pipes screen saver from windows 95.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

they changed it in voyager somewhat.

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Wow, they named a spaceship after a lemmy client?

/s

memory unlocked

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, that's what I put in my ass back in 'Nam

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It's like a kind of reverse greeble.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Reverse greebled?

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As far as I know it's also considered greeble, the term was just coined later

[-] Infinite@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

It was coined by ILM in the 70s, a smidge before the Borg.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

So in the future, have they also solved the problem of "dust"? Those poor cleaners...

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago

No dust in space because vacuum.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 44 points 2 days ago
[-] Commander_Keen@reddthat.com 15 points 2 days ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's @Kolanaki@pawb.social you're taking to there.

[-] Mesophar@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

No, it's MegaMaid. She's gone from suck to blow

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Understandable.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Anyone want to see the greebles on my dick? There are four distinct types!

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Is there a special name for electronic doodads in sci-fi? Like the control panels in the Millennium Falcon or Luthen's radio switchboard in Andor. Shoot, Mother's room in Alien is another example. It's like the electronic version of greebles on a starship model. Do they have a special name as well?

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

That whole aesthetic is cassette futurism, as distinct from the glass touchscreens of Star Trek TNG.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh yeah! I forgot that was a thing. Tx ^^

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

And here I was calling it the Borg

[-] Vieric@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

The Great Greeble Assimilation was a very important milestone for the Borg.

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

They're half the reason people buy Nothing phones.

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[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I knew Ron Thornton for awhile. He said nurnies were digital and greebles were physical, but most other people I've known have used them interchangeably.

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Both of these statements match my understanding

[-] CorvidCawder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

There was even a pretty cool plugin for Cinema4D with that same name IIRC.

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