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Anon uses GOG (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon is a stoic (lemmy.world)
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Anon thinks it's over (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon finds a plot hole (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon plays DOOM (feddit.nu)
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Anon shops for diamonds (sh.itjust.works)
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house rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Spongebob Squarehero (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Anon is a movie critic (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon is a comedian (sh.itjust.works)
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Almost died (feddit.org)
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Wear your seatbelt (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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titta... slosh (media.piefed.world)

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>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer

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historule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Rest in Peace Jane Goodall. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Anon achieves new heights (sh.itjust.works)
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