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Anon uses the internet like a normie (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon is forever alone (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon checks up on a childhood friend (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon uses GOG (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon is a stoic (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon thinks it's over (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon finds a plot hole (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
58 comments fedilink
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Anon plays DOOM (feddit.nu)
submitted 1 week ago by gera@feddit.nu to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
17 comments fedilink
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Anon shops for diamonds (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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house rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Spongebob Squarehero (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon is a movie critic (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
67 comments fedilink
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Anon is a comedian (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon has a fancy waffle maker (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 week ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Hey, no biting. Ok? Do you want me to bite you? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Almost died (feddit.org)
submitted 1 week ago by banause@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Wear your seatbelt (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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titta... slosh (media.piefed.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by j4k3@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer

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historule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon watches Lord of the Rings (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
62 comments fedilink
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It is only half greentext, though amusing (reddthat.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Rest in Peace Jane Goodall. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 weeks ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon achieves new heights (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
22 comments fedilink
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Anon buys a game for the switch 2 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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