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Anon is an introvert (sh.itjust.works)
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fih (lemmy.ml)
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Anon mishears a coworker (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon is married (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon gets laid (lemmy.world)
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Anon reads horror (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon is a gamer (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon goes go-karting (sh.itjust.works)
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???? (infosec.pub)
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Anon observes redditors (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

Staff

We don't need these "jokes" in our server. If you don't know better you present a risk we wish to not allow in our server.

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Anon meets a celebrity (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon carpools (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon has an epic weekend (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon struggles with OLED (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon poses a question (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"

how do you respond?

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Anon collects minerals (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon lives the dream (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon is a stoic (i.imgur.com)
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Anon thinks about Truman (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon needs a job (sh.itjust.works)
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