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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago

Yea Anon, she totally hasn't had rando dudes ask her that question all the time as a history major!

[-] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

at first I thought it said kill baby hitler, I think this might be worse-

Terms like "foid" are great in a way, because they make it very easy to identify assholes.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Definitely offered an abundance of context for their conversational partner’s curt responses. You don’t even need the rebuttal greentext, they’ve already confirmed everything.

[-] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chud Etymology, excerpt from lesson six, Women, or How They Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Self-Indulgent Misery

Foid <- Femoid <- Root 1: Fem android, implying women have no agency and are simply following society`s programming
               <- Root 2: From Mongoloid, implying women are genetically inferior
               <- Root 3: -oid (derogatory), used in english as a suffix to usually mean "having the likeness of or related to," meant to separate "Women (read: conservative trad-wife type idealized fantasy women)" and the rest of women.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Slur for women

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 1 week ago

Yeah that's uh... I mean I'm autistic and I was nowhere near that socially inept at age 19, damn.

Also, because I had to look it up:

khhv = kissless hugless handholdless virgin

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 69 points 1 week ago

There's no level of autism that can get you to think that talking about molesting baby Hitler would be a good idea, especially with a girl that anon is presumably trying to impress. There's a reason that anon is on 4chan, and it's not just autism.

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[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 76 points 1 week ago

Honestly, pretty sure not even autism causes a question like that to surface..

« be me, say I have autism to excuse my anti-social behaviours and refusing to see my own fault in this situation. Probably because of my higher brain chemistry and women’s fault »

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

“Not even”

Autism is officially the final boss of communication issues

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 34 points 1 week ago

behold, the Platonic ideal of the 4chan user

[-] amio@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

While in may ways it's genuinely hard to navigate neurotypical society with all its prejudice, it's also actually relatively easy to just not go there

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it’s also actually relatively easy to just not go there

Into neurotypical society or broaching baby molestation? Because I’d have a harder time avoiding one than the other, but I won’t judge my experiences as the only correct ones.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago

Anon is ... special. And not in a good way.

I'd rather try and give baby Hitler a nice comfortable life with an understanding mentor, so that he never develops the hatred and closemindedness needed for the implementation of the Holocaust.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

I'd let him be, he prevented a worse genocide by giving America the ick of eugrnics.

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[-] carmo55@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

Huh. I can't come up with a reason for why molesting baby Hitler feels so much more wrong than killing baby Hitler. You could even make the argument that it's less wrong.

Is it just because of how killing and death is so normalized in all of modern media?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Typical people deal with rape, murder is far rarer so there’s less “reality” to it. Go to a war torn country and you’d get a different response. Possivly “who is hitler?”

But, more specifically, the kill baby Hitler question already exists in the social ether to be finished through call and respond. Branching into molestation requires recontextualization which pulls us into reality. It’s no longer call and respond, and you’ve just asked someone if they’d molest a baby.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago

See for me I don't think killing babies is any more or less appropriate. They are both horrifying questions that I can't understand anyone not being able to say "no" to either question.

If youre back in time you could just work to not create a genocidal piece of shit. Also, this presumes that he was the only problem - there were many other horrible people involved, so there would likely just be another to take his place anyway.

Both questions are just off the charts level wrong to me and worth reporting. Though I bet there were plenty of other things said in the chat which would have also fit this ban message.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You’re not wrong to feel the way that you do. But I would recommend that you try to understand where others tend to draw the incredibly arbitrary violence line

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Frankly, I don't see how killing baby Hitler is not... extremely obviously morally superior to molesting baby Hitler.

You can kill anybody nearly instantly.

'Molestation' implies... over a signifcant amount of time.

It also implies that this is done in lieu of directly killing baby Hitler.

So you've now generated an even more fucked up Hitler.

Who will... regardless of how their time travel affrcted lifepath plays out... well they'll have been molested. As a core memory.

That... seems to me to be less moral, causes more Hitler-suffering, unnecessarily.

You've minimized total suffering, via killing baby Hitler.


... this is all assuming that just... doing either of these things somehow results in Hitler not coming to power, WW2 doesn't happen, holocaust doesn't happen.

Frankly I also do not see anything near a guaranteed causality to 'molesting baby Hitler' -> 'somehow WW2 does not happen'.

Whereas it is at least semi-plausible that killing baby Hitler at least could result in ww2/holocaust not happening... I guess the ... Strasserists just stay in control of the Nazis? And do not have a strangely charismatic firebrand to massively expand the movement?

So it also just seems very impractical, unlikely that molesting baby Hitler would achieve the presumably desired aim.

And it also assumes that these are your only two possible actions.

Of course the entire thing is ludicrous is the sense of hinging on perfect foreknowledge, and time travel, which is fundamentally paradoxical, and/or results quantum suicide/immortality type nonsense, and/or in the Red Alert timeline.

Oh god, and we essentially have to assume that this will be the only possible instance of time travel that ever happens, otherwise we potentially get into a kind of battling time travellers scenario ala whatever the fuck the Terminator series is doing now, and/or just a reality where many people can do time travel.


Why not just do... teleportation, and either kill or molest Trump or Netanyahu, right now?

I think I'd again conclude that telefragging them would be morally superior.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Society disensitises us to the idea of killing bad people, all the movies and TV you watch and games you play will have you kill someone because they're an enemy or a bad person. No media justifies the idea of molesting someone because they're a bad guy.

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[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

When anon says they're autistic, you better believe them

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

Is this supposed to be funny? you're just sharing horrible misogynist shit from a poorly socialised anti-social loser

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's 4chan. Greentext comes from 4chan, what's the issue?

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

I think the issue is that this one just isn't funny. At least that's my issue.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean, it’s funny in the snarky cart narc sort of way, not in the “haha how clever” sort of way. You laugh at, not with.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Yes, laughing at bumbling chuds (oxymoron I know) is enjoyable for me. Pretty sure you have a few communities for that as well.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Would I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?

I mean, probably not?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

“…I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust”

~queenhawlsera@sh.itjust.works

Thank you for your service

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

We need a quote maker bot for Lemmy.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago

“[…] I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust [...]”

~gullible@sh.itjust.works

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Rather out of topic, but these one-word-repky people just spite me. Like, come on, I'm trying to be your friend, don't come with "hm"!

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

Well, knowing who was really behind 4chan, this is not surprising.

It left a generation of...waste, for us to deal with.

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[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why must every time traveler kill baby hitler? Does no one realize if you raise Hitler right he might not have become a fascist instead?

With this reasoning wouldn't molesting baby Hitler made it worse?

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

the reasoning is they kill baby hitler, they prevent the most evil person from existing and making evil, therefore they are a great hero.

it's all about pretending they are the ultimate force for good... and the failure to realize this is also what motivated Hitler.

it's also why pedophilia/child abuse is used as the 'ultimate evil' because any evil perpetuated battling against it, is justified. people will applaud your violent fantasies towards child rapists, not so much if your violent fantasies are against kittens.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

khhv?
foid?

never mind, found answers in thread.

not autistic, just asstastic.

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[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago

I love how he uses autism as a shield for edgy, anti-social behavior.

This phase will be something he either grows out of and later cringe at or he's 45 years old and a lost cause.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 week ago

Kind of an easy one.

I would molest baby Hitler if I knew beforehand that it would stop the holocaust. Its disgusting but to save that many lives its above my personal comfort. its a duty to humanity at that point.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

I would molest baby Hitler

~fizz@lemmy.nz

Now everyone will know, for better or worse

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Not everyone is even capable of that.

How the fuck can you reduce everything to a binary operation?

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 week ago

I dont expect everyone to be capable of it. Im just saying put me in there coach and I can get it done. To save millions of people of course.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

This comment section is precisely the goldmine that I hoped it would be

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