[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

Vance in Las Vegas " Where the fuck are all the meadows?!?"

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[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 months ago

That every time people had sex, the woman became pregnant. I thought that every sex scene in a film meant the film had to be stopped for 9 months until the actress could give birth.

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[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 48 points 7 months ago

He looks like a sex doll from Temu.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 45 points 7 months ago

People who destroy things over computer game outcomes: Why?

I've seen keyboards flipped, monitors punched through, controllers thrown. And that's just in the home.

How does one get to a place mentally where burning and destroying things, over a computer game seem a reasonable thing to do?

More relatable?

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 139 points 8 months ago

As if she's in heaven.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 63 points 9 months ago

It doesn't matter how you cook it, cooking it thoroughly will kill the bacteria. However, some bacteria leave toxins behind and cooking won't get rid of those. Basically don't eat rotten meat, the best way to tell if it's rotten is looking for discolouration and it smelling really bad, although this can also be a good thing in some aged meats like game or beef. BTW, beef turning brown when the packet is opened is normal. Supermarkets fill the packets with inert gas to artificially keep the meat looking red.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 72 points 9 months ago

She's not disappointed with the answer, she's disappointed anon didn't ask her back.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 98 points 11 months ago

Was expecting Saddam Hussein

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago

Slartibartfast?

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago

He just saw someone with a mask and a bloody axe creep into the back seat of your car.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 years ago

Friendly reminder that if you see someone shoplifting food, no you fucking didn't.

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Surprisingly, there is no law declaring English the official language of the UK.

In fact, English is just the de facto official language of the UK, which means it is not legally sanctioned as official but spoken by the majority.

England and Scotland do not have any official languages. Northern Ireland’s official languages are English and Irish.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 119 points 2 years ago

"I lied" Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, 2024.

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