Everyone is all "actually it would be impossible" like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.

Fucking tiktok trained them like dogs.

You can't be popular on that platform unless you self censor.

The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you're like a sad, wet dog.

rappelling from the ceiling

"...and the microbots in the atmosphere are making my dick gay! My dick is gay!!"

Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

God this game sucks, I can't even pay $60 for a cosmetic.

Back into the fiery pit of hell, where it belongs!

Is there a lore reason why that mushroom has a nipple?

VoxeLibre seems the most familiar and complete. If you played Minecraft you can more or less just pick it up. But it does come with in game tutorials.

I keep accidentally saying innuendo and having to apologize because they happen in inappropriate situations.

I just can't help when it pops up.

Science journalism is the reason I have to keep saying "no, quantum mechanics doesn't do THAT"