Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?
Do you not?
Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?
Or if the ghost comes from a candle
Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?
That's what mommy taught me.
The vagina and mouth are for the living!
No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2
Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.
It's a super natural lubricant
I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?
Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? )
Based on context, that's a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG...
I'm using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing ..... also .... is the ghost right side up? ... or upside down?
... also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher
It's... about to get all up inside her...
he's about to...crush'er!
YYYEAHHH
Shut up Wesley
Yeah shut up Wesley, and pass me the binoculars
"I'm something of a motorboat myself."
The stories hotel maids could tell...
you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms
That's just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.
That's... Um... Well, see... A lot of Hentai does this...
I... Didn't need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain...
You're very welcome. Don't hesitate to ask if you want to know more cursed tags
Did someone request a nsfw example? I thought this looked like winking when I first ran across it.
Idk about you, but I would knock first.
Someone's already at the back door
That's how the ghost knows you're about to cum
"The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise."
For the second time today, I shall say that George Carlin was ahead of his time.
Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)
"Just getting in my reps."
There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.
I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.
This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.
I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.
The Entity, you're welcome.
why would you do that to us
Jesus, for an 80's movie that's actually quite terrifying
Cinemax was fucking wild.
Also happened in hallow man
Thanks, Dr. Crusher
So, Scary Movie?
Maybe they're yo-yoing a turd.. in the doggy position.. naked on the bed.. for some reason.
"You take all your emotions! All your pain, all your love, all your passion, all your rage! Just push it all the way down into the pit of your stomach! And then let it explode, like a reactor!"
Yeah, that's getting a new meaning now.
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