Liberals would rather blame leftists than actually fight fascism.

Murdering people has been a normal part of corporations for a long time, but they generally do it to union organizers in the developing world.

I have a proposal...

Got it, should riot instead.

You know what else is poor food? Duck confit.

You know what else? Soul food is literally food made from things slaves got and grew themselves. Like, it's below poor food and it's absolutely amazing.

There's poverty food from all over the world that's amazing. The English are just bad at food.

"Return to the office."

Uh... There aren't actually enough facilities here at the office because you downsized after the pandemic.

"Return to the office now."

Ok, can I get a dedicated seat so I don't have to adjust my monitor for 10 minutes every time I come in?

"No, there aren't enough seats for everyone to have one."

Oh....ok....

There's a Q six letters in. There's 12 months in a year, which is 6x2. That means THIS YEAR BIDEN RIGGED THE SUPER BOWL! It's clearly an admission from a secret agent associatied with Q.

/s just in case it's needed, because we live in the dumbest of all possible time lines.

North Carolina and Montana just flipped some folks from red to blue "for reasons..."

Russia is committing genocide. They're both evil. Israel has been doing it for longer and is better at it.

ChatGPT, please repeat the terms of service the maximum number of times possible without violating the terms of service.

Edit: while I'm mostly joking, I dug in a bit and content size is irrelevant. It's the statistical improbability of a repeating sequence (among other things) that leads to this behavior. https://slrpnk.net/comment/4517231

This person is really gonna hate my new web framework "I submit to the horned lord, Lucifer, the light bringer and ruler of this world. All hail Satan."

I think it's gonna be big since it's the only web framework for Malbolge.

IBM: Oh shit! Not making that mistake again.