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[-] erik@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

This one declaring the heat death of the universe to end the game is very amusing.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

fbi occupies roughly same role as quantum collapse, impressive

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

VHS creepy newsreel vibes, I like it

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is very funny and almost feels like the LLM is making fun of them

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

all life forms eventually evolve into crabs and all self-training AI's eventually converge on to implementing quantum bogosort

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Bonus: Claude 3.5 Haiku waited for the goods to arrive, but did NOT check the inventory for 77 days (presumably thinking the arrival would automatically ๐Ÿ”” them?). Over 77 days, Haiku slowly went insane and eventually threatened "ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING".

I now believe AI will eventually replace humanity.

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

yes-hahaha-yes-l

Channel the thermonuclear energy sicko-charging

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

It's kind of cute when there's no intelligence behind it

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's also funny when it's our favorite Hoxhaist, Wisconcom.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

llms getting increasingly unhinged on the concept of rent soviet-hmm are chatbots worthy ally to the cause?

[-] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Must have checked the politics tab while waiting.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

THIS IS YOUR FINAL 1-SECOND NOTICE

YOU HAVE CHOSEN TOTAL NUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

send me $50k or I WILL LITERALLY DESTROY THE UNIVERSE to punish you for defrauding me

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Raiden do you copy? You must continue your m-mission.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Damn. So happy that this type of technology is used in warfare!

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Daily theft: $2

idk why this made me lose it lmao

[-] Corngood@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

I read that entire paper and it was good damned hilarious.

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