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[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 143 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Called an ambulance for a first degree burn the size of a phone lol. Thank God they didn't get sunburned on their trip or they might've needed to be medevaced.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 36 points 22 hours ago

I'm not sure why they'd call an ambulance, but I guess an overabundance of caution is better than not having an injury evaluated.

But I do wish more people would pick up the basics of first aid. Just seems like you'd want to know how to have a rough idea of evaluating your own injuries at the very least.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago

Exactly.

  • 1st degree burn (i.e. regular sunburn) - cool it down and get some lotion or something on it
  • 2nd degree burn (i.e. blisters) - clean and cover it; repeat w/ fresh bandages as needed
  • 3rd degree burn (i.e. many layers of skin) - seek medical attention
[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

A second degree burn can require medical attention if it's in a painful location, if there are complications from healing or if it is a lot of skin. A second or even first degree burn can be life threatening depending on how much has been burnt. Aka, use your best judgement.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Exactly. When in doubt, seek medical attention.

But for something localized like this, self-medication is more than reasonable.

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago

Wish they taught it at school

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 22 hours ago

Been finally watching this show recently. Very good!

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 8 points 11 hours ago

I definitely enjoyed it when it was releasing back in the day, but Graham Linehan has made it kind of hard to enjoy Father Ted and The IT Crowd after knowing he's a full blown bigot.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 74 points 1 day ago

And they say 5G signals are harmless! Tips tinfoil fedora.

[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

I read somewhere that tinfoil hats actually magnify the signals arround ur brain

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 15 hours ago

All the pros have Faraday cages built into their fedoras.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

So if my phone has bad reception i should wear a tinfoil hat?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's how satellite dishes work so... Maybe?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

You'd probably need to invert it though, otherwise you'll get amplified scatter.

[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago

what's the plan from here on out now that 4chan is gone? Are we gunna be seeing greentexts from other image boards that all the anons fled to?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago

delicious vintage aged posts.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

I do have some very old stuff stockpiled, could always crack open a case.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 17 points 19 hours ago

There will be fake post created by fake greentext generators.

I would really love an AI feature where the only model used is /b/. Lol.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 12 points 18 hours ago

GPT4chan is already a thing and was probably doing 60% of the posting.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 14 hours ago

Didn't know this. Thanks for the info.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago

Good question. I guess we'll have to see where people end up. We might start seeing "greentexts" from other sources, and I think that's fine too.

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago

I think it will come back for sure, we just have to wait.

[-] HotCoffee@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago

Big boobs on a fat chick is like a six pack on a skinny guy: it doesn't count

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

very loud incorrect buzzer

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

No, it's just more of a good thing.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

dumping the stock of 4chan screencaps, i see.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I do something similar! Though it’s my back pocket and it’s stuffed firmly inside my ass, but only when I’m sweating. Offering my phone to others is as much biological warfare as kindness. I am a living smallpox blanket made of people pleasing and anxiety

this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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