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[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 40 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, I do have a document that details those steps, but this knowledge is too powerful to have out on the open internet. I can mail you a copy of the document for $125.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

I also have this document but I don't want him to stamp it and become the past master of it. He can't have it.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

It’s okay, I have an anti master document ratified under the Tri-county Viking Congress of 573 (AD).

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

I think it was the sovcit David Straight who recently died who was selling binders of sovcit material for like 250 bucks?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'll send the document for the low low price of $124.99

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

That's a rip off! I'll send you two for only 100!*

*per document

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

And thus the whole reason for this nonsense is exposed.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, I do have such a document.
Unfortunately I do not know how to stamp it.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I know how to stamp a document, but I don't have any.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago

Oh my, what a big and hard stamp you have, will you be my past master?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry, I'm only certified to be a future master.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 weeks ago

Sovcit can wipe his ass with it. Then no one will want to own it.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

To become..uh.. past master of said document you must make a wax mold of your butthole and use that as your stamp. (make sure that wax is good and hot, or you won't be able to read the fine print.)

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Pro tip, brass will be more durable, but it might sting a bit while casting.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I trust the brass ass cast master.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You can't become a Past Master until you've mastered the past. So unless you can time travel, you're SOL, SovShit.

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry, I only have future master and present master stamping information. Usually $125 each buy I'm selling them as a bundle for $190 right now.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

You need to go to Information Retrieval to get a stamp.

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