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the hard ass photo is for free btw
"That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth"
Are those gains from shrooms? Or just pure CEO hatred?
Are those tits on that there Luigi?
You just can't handle the sheer bulk of his pecs.
thicc thighs, save lives. so do thicc arms and cores.
Join the swoletariat, comrades!
Look man
Its hard to get swole when they run out of my cookies n cream protein shakes.
I gave up protein shakes (besides the occasional fairlife 42g on a desperate day) when I realized I could get a hundred grams of protein per meal using either chicken breast or lean ground beef.
Yeah but you have to cook those
Ever try to cook a protein shake? It doesn't turn out well.
Well I'm decidedly not swole but I do rock climb. I can death grip anything
RIP your (partner's?) cock
I haven't had one of those for like a year now
Congrats?
You can... Firmly grasp it?
Yeah I can firmly grasp anything
Dude I'm trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!
Soylent too spensive for my unemployed buttocks
for a moment i thought the image attached was this
I'm fairly bulky but my eyeballs no work good so I can't shoot for shit.
Hulk smash?
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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