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[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure the only way I'll get to be done with working is when I'm done with breathing.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 weeks ago

As a fifty something, I still have 40 years left. I'll die way before I get there. Can't risk running out of money in retirement. Maybe someday I will get a diagnosis that lets me retire for a few months. Straight into palliative care...

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's a Google Nexus 6 in his hands...I miss the Nexus line :(

[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Codename Shamu, was a fun phone that I abused with so many different ROMs. Was a simpler time ...

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I was swapping kernels like socks in those days lmao

I miss kernel tweaking and overclocks :(

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

I miss the light-up nub on the Nexus One. It was one of the best notification indicators I've ever seen on a phone.

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then you get to die alone eating cat food while the company you slaved for announces even more record profits and layoffs on the TV.

Thanks for all that can do attitude and work ethic as I drained the sum of your life force over decades, it was just enough to pay for the imported Himalayan granite galley counters on my backup mega yacht, sucker!!!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cat food is expensive.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

And be lucky to have a job for another 40 years.

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

We're born 65 years in debt

[-] Akanes@startrek.website 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Gun rights are the new retirement plan

this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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