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[-] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Everything rhymes if you mispronounce it!

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Nothing more boring than a perfect rhyme...

[-] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah if i read it, the most of what he is saying doesn't rhyme in my head.

We’ll surely avoid scurvy if all eat… an orange

[-] Blueshift@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Well… I guess the song is over then…

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Went to scuttle a few ships. Arrr, orange and hand was photoshopped in.

[-] Zanshi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Honestly the door hinge is the first one that comes to mind because of a stupid cartoon I watched as a kid, that tried to remake this rhyme in Polish.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I'm sure the lektor gave an outstanding performance

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

I've been staring at this picture for ten minutes but just can't understand the joke, so I've saved it to a folder marked "Business" for further research

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

LeAnn Rimes with an orange

LeAnn "Rimes with Orange"

LeAnn rhymes with orange

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you. I never would have gotten that

I also really struggled with the old "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago
[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

That is the most perfectly round orange I have ever seen.

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I didn't get it until I saw the comments, but she is a pretty lady.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Do you want an orange or ranch?

this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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