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[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 107 points 1 month ago

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

[-] Trabic@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

I'm concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn't waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.

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[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.

I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Not a fan of tacos at all

Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.

ETA: I'm pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.

If you can call that living.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The only food you really need is Indian food.

Now this I can agree with.

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[-] qbus@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.

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[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 month ago

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

But they wouldn't fuck a taco. Would they?

[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Dude, not even sofas are safe.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

I'm starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.

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[-] hash@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 month ago

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

He's got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.

[-] Homescool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

You can't sell things to their owner.

[-] TDCN@feddit.dk 30 points 1 month ago

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don't you?

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago

I hate cilantro...

Tap for spoilerI pick the tacos

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 20 points 1 month ago

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

As much as I'd like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Only one taco? Not fair.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.

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[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.

Tacos.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Cold blooded animals like the warmth

I'll save the tacos

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.

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[-] Forester@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

Nobody said you couldn't save the tacos de carne asada for later

[-] Manitobruh@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos

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[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ew is that cilantro?

Fuck it, let it all burn.

Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

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[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

NGL I kind of don't like cilantro onion tacos, like I gotta figure out what to do with this now. Find a homeless person? idk.

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!

[-] Aganim@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.

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[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.

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