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Gender experts of hexbear, please help me understand wallet gendering

It's just a frigging wallet monke-beepboop

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[-] daniyeg@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

they expected a cock to pop out when they opened that wall instead they saw a gaping hole.

what if ur wallet was a brawwd

[-] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

🎼

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a purse. Here comes Jane, with a wallet sporting a chain.

Now wallet meets boy, and wallet meets girl

They both look the same, they're overstuffed with pocket change.

And they love each other so

Androgynous 🎶

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I think people have already dissected this wallet's thing, but I was just thinking the other day I want to get a more feminine wallet. Definitely gendered.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I searched for "women's wallet" on AliExpress and these were the top results. Now these I would agree do look feminine though I wouldn't mind that cool shade of red on the bottom row

Sidenote: the search immediately suggested "women sexy toy" when I typed in "women." Not sure if that would take me to dildos or anime figurines

[-] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

"Smooth equals feminine" gender-policing

"Wrinkly equals masculine" gender-policing

Also, this does does look more like a small purse than a bill fold style wallet. saul-your-honor

[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I was thinking it looked like a front pocket wallet for a man, especially given the chain

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I've ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago

You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you're wearing exactly one spur.

metallic jingle... step.... metallic jingle... step

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Throw it in the trash.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

If that’s how it works my body is feminine but my face is masculine chomsky-yes-honey

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

But what about your brain 🤔

[-] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Cutesy and demure blob-no-thoughts

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