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Are you ok, Annie? (lemmy.world)
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[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

like i'm ok with small mistakes/if you've got no more chicken i'll take pork/but i'll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Kanye then seems perfectly rational compared to Kanye now

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think it was South Park that broke him.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

i have three things:

  • loneliness
  • an unwieldy burrito
  • a fork
[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

i love burrito bowls but bo burnham lyrics are even better

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

did i just accidentally reference bo burnham?

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, the guy who you were replying to did

[-] DBT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why do they always wrap it into a ball tho

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

because it doesn't matter how tubular your ball is when the only civilized way to eat it in public is with a fork anyway

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

What kind of psychopath eats a burrito with a fork!?

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

i hear that the French eat their burritos with a fork. those sick fucks!

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can report that they do not, at least not in Calais.

Regrettably, they are otherwise senseless. I was able to order a "French taco" i.e. a burrito that included (owing to a sleep deprived mind that was entirely failing to speak French intelligently) harissa sauce, ham, a beef burger patty, kebab, and frites.

It was actually edible, but I'm going to learn more French before I go back.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How to Eat a Burrito

4 Consider a knife and fork.

[-] Wazowski@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus, that guy was fucking grotesque.

[-] kindernacht@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Infinite money and access to unscrupulous doctors combined with mental illness and body dismorphia caused by years of abuse will do that to a person, go figure.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

I do feel bad for Jackson because he was an international celebrity from the age of 7 until he died. Dude didn't have a childhood, didn't get to go to a real high school, probably never even went on a date with someone who didn't already know everything about him already.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Joe was an abusive shitstain who made so many other people's lives worse in the way he fucked up his children

Dude would whip them and told Piers Morgan that he didn't believe you could beat a child

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is that actually Michael Jackson, or a wax figure at Madame Tousse's? Genuine question

[-] MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why Michael Jackson though?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You're in for a fun ride, wikipedia even has an article on just this: Health and Appearance of Michael Jackson.

In short: some kind of body dysmorphia, vitiligo, way too much money, and probably a personality disorder. He had so much plastic surgery done to his nose that the plastic actually broke through the surface of his nose. There is a lot of back and forth as to whether or not he was a child sexual predator or just trying to recapture a stolen childhood as an abused child star.

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