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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's actually not even good for them. It's entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.

On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago

They also installed sprinkler system for tourists at some tourist attractions in the very hot summer of 2015. Except they also did this at the Auschwitz camp. It was quite the uproar.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People were upset they added misters to Auswitz for the museum tourists? It's not like they were spraying them with lethal poison like they used to at that location. Sounds like a moment where it only was weird because people made it weird.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago

One Jewish visitor said that she had lost many relatives to the Holocaust at Auschwitz and that the water misters looked like the showers are family had had to endure before going to the gas chamber. Many Israeli visitors who have experienced the water misters have criticised them as distasteful.

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[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I never really see them in use anymore.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

I don't either, but I am in California and I don't know if it's because they also learned it makes shit spoil quicker (literally I learned this from working at a grocery store that had them), or if it's a legal thing to conserve water.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'm in the Bay Area and we still have them in high and low end grocery stores. At Safeway they even still play the fun little thunder sounds before it starts.

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[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Contrary to what you may believe, you don't have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thats a misting not a shower tho. Also those veggies aint paying for that water.

[-] tauren@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but I’ll never feel as good as those vegetables.

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[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It does feel good.

Source: I am a vegetable.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Be the vegetable you want to be

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[-] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

I don't think you need to be a vegetable to enjoy a nice mist.

[-] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Dead vegetable reproductive organs.

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

Getting that brocussy

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Get your Brassica out for the lads

[-] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

Now in damp!

[-] Hircine@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Was wondering why we don't have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.

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[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 weeks ago

Peppers and cucumbers are the traumatic forced abortions of the plant world. Broccoli and cauliflower are the amputated sex organs of the plants that were cut from their bodies. Celery, brussel sprouts, and artichokes are severed limbs of plants. This is a literal mass grave of dead and dying vegetation, an alter to the horrific mutilation and abuse perpetrated on an entire kingdom of life by humans. A final act of humiliation before we condemn them to the hell of cooking and consumption. I doubt the spray mist provides much comfort.

[-] derry@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

More meat it is then. Save the vegetables!

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not vegetarian because I like animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.

[-] Grostleton@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Guess I'll just eat rocks then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There is a religion called Jainism that actually tries to avoid harming even tiny organisms and plants. As such they avoid eating things like root vegetables that require the entire plant to be killed in order to harvest them.

Interestingly they are not necessarily against drinking milk, as milking an animal is viewed similarly to harvesting a fruit. Though its my understanding that they may still object to industrial milk production.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

In traditional agriculture, you just feed, house and care for an animal, and when its young stops drinking milk, you keep milking the mother so it doesn't stop making milk.
I can't see any suffering in that.
Industrialized milk production is a complete perversion of that. It's what happens when you take a symbiotic relationship and add Capitalism.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

DOOM music intensifies

Fuck you vegetables, you little delicious motherfuckers. I will eat your dicks and corpses.

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[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

It probably feels a lot more like this

A wall lined with morgue refrigerators. One of them is open, showing a human body covered in a cloth

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Spritz me harder daddy

[-] CannedCairn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't seen these for over a decade now, they used to be in most stores but it was pretty obvious it created a lot of issues because of all the "moistness". Good that they got rid of it, at least here in Sweden.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel like "the moistness" ought to be a shitty B-movie world-ending blight.

"Grandpa was killed by the moistness; he shouldn't have even been in that valley without his power dryers"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The real moistness was the friends we killed along the way.

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[-] rippermonty@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

They hate it, one even tried to chase me but luckily I picked up the wooden ramp before I got out of the store.

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