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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

Boring AF when you find out the answer is literally "they open the door"

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Shut up, shut up! Don't give the Americans any ideas, or we'll end up with a freeway through each aisle of the grocery store.

That would solve the issue of massive parking lots though 🤔

[-] critical@reddthat.com 16 points 3 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago
[-] WordBox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

They're already real. They're "outdoor" malls.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

That's a high level of stupidity, delivering seams much more efficient

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Usually that term doesn’t mean you drive around them. Usually it means malls that are not enclosed. Sometimes called “shopping centers”.

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago

We do have drive through convenience stores. But I like to park and go inside.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

The one nice thing about Ohio is drive through liquor stores.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah but it was freaking cool when you saw the wall-door they open at one of the entrances to get it in there, and see them moving it in —signed 10 y/o me.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I had no clue until I saw it done.

[-] Zimroxo@lemm.ee 40 points 3 months ago

clearly they built the mall around the car

[-] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

You fool

They actually disassemble the car before entering the mall and assemble it again inside

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

You fool

clearly the car was transported there using the technology from star trek.

[-] MIXEDUNIVERS@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 months ago

You fool

clearly the car was lifted in on an hidden elevator under the podest

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 3 months ago

You fool

Clearly it was willed into existence by 3 wizards.

[-] critical@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

You fool

It was always there.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Isn't this only for the Swedish models?

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

No way, they clearly drop it in through the roof using at least 3 helicopters!

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 months ago

40 year old me wondering how Romans always built their ruins so close to city centers.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

For the museums, duh

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

A Robin Sparkles fan, I see.

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

When they introduced the Geo I got to drive one into a mall spot. Was fun to do but they gave us strict instructions to drive slowly. Anyway, R.I.P. Geo.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

God I miss small cars

[-] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Could it be just the outer shell ?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You're an outer shell

[-] jaxxed@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago
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