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[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This just reinforces my theory that he saw Canadian Bacon at some point last summer.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Wasn't that place at least as famous for successful escapes as it was for being a tough and scary place of punishment? If you're whole bag is turning back the clock to a time you thought was tougher, more punitive and therefore somehow more effective at deterrence and your decisions are more cultural than rational; shouldn't you pick somewhere not famous specifically for failing at it's entire purpose of existence?

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.

( /s, obviously)

[-] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Unrelated but his stupid ass grin pmo so fucking much. Like Nigel Farage's but worse.

[-] farting_contest@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

He doesn't want it rebuilt or modernized in any way. The more medieval the better. A spot to dump undesirables and forget them.

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

For some reason I read that as auschwitz.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Not that different for the purposes he wants.

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[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He better not be watching PBS. Not only did he not donate, like viewers like me, he is cutting their federal funding!

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 5 points 2 months ago

When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals

I don't know, SOAD radicalized me when I was a teenager and I would say that this is bullshit from a criminological point of view.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Trump announces a new King's decree that toilets shall now be 75% larger after trying to fit his fat fucking ass on a regular toilet.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He watches PBS?

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Consider how stupid Donald Trump is, then consider how stupid one would have to be to vote for him, then consider that those people are all around you, all the time.

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[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 months ago

Spiced up with malignant narcissism.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.

[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Sounds like he belongs in retirement home.

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