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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 291 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is standard procedure for him. Something gives him an idea, he assumes that it is pure genius and he immediately runs with it without even thinking it through or at least educating himself on the subject first to see if it is actually a good idea or not.

This is him just moments before he famously suggested on a national press conference that shining UV light or injecting disinfectant into people's bodies could be a treatment to COVID:

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 111 points 1 week ago

Been commenting about this for YEARS! Could never find that part of the video and here you have a pic!

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 week ago

If it was just him, it wouldn't be that bad. Kinda like Bush Jr. The problem is that he surrounds himself with yes-men. I'm sure you've seen meetings with him and his orbit. He says something, stupid as hell, and his cult claps, stands, cheers and/or laughs like it's worthy of a Nobel. It's seriously deranged behavior. It's a cult. Except he's just grandpa sundowner everyone agrees with to get in his good graces, or a child spouting nonsense while the parents just go "that's nice dear" absent-mindedly. He's so easy to fluff.

[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

I feel we also devalue Bush jr. for the way he chose to speak to people. I feel you could call Bush a smart man, even politically savy, while still talking like a layman. However, Trump is genuinely dumb like his speech implies, and people just roll with it.

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[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

This is standard procedure for him. Something gives him an idea

so donvict watches public television. huh. the very same public television he wants to cut funding to...

and for entertainment purposes, not just to find 'biased' news reports to whine about in an overnight all-caps twitter tantrum.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

He probably just didn't know how to change the channel back to Newsmax.

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[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Like a spoiled 4 year old in so many ways...

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[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 128 points 1 week ago

He wasn't watching PBS... so someone else told him to do it after watching it. Probably same person trying to find more reasons to defund PBS.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago

Ikr, him watching pbs would be a good onion though

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

See, I don't know. He's been posting about cutting funding, so I could see him turning it on expecting to see a bunch of queers making out with ostriches or whatever the fuck he thinks goes on at PBS but instead got an idea. Which is kind of sweet, if you think about it. That's so PBS, they can't help but educate even if the viewer is a fascist penis wrinkle.

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Lmfao whatta coincidence!

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It's like a billion dollar rebuild and a multi million dollar yearly budget, why the fuck would we ever open this shithole ever again.

It lasted like 30 years specifically because sadly corroded the ever loving fuck out of everything and last I heard salt water isn't any less salty then 1969.

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[-] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 119 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So... You take a prison which:

  • Generates $60M yearly from being currently a museum;
  • Needs serious rebuilding and modernization to even function at all;
  • Needs a way to be supplied with safe water, plus constant deliveries of all other necessities, likely by boat.

And you get:

  • A prison which generates little to no revenue, while needing funds to be kept functioning.
  • Only has its name and somber history going in its favor, because "prisoners should be afraid of the historic haunted prison".

Yes. Brilliant idea, truly a Trump deal in all its glory, as we get to see how the casino-bankrupter's mind works. Hopefully by the time the prison is ready Trump and his cronies get to be the first "tenants". And whoever comes next declares the prison closed again and leaves them rotting there.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

I bet he plans on charging rent to the prisoners at California rates or some bullshit

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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Somebody needs to just wave something shiny in front of him to distract him from this stupid idea.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Next up on truth social:

ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES JINGLED HIS KEYS IN FRONT OF ME FOR HOURS. I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH ENJOYMENT IN MY LIFE.

MAKE JINGLING KEYS GREAT AGAIN!

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[-] mriswith@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Yes...?

It was literally NEVER about the money being spent by the government. Anyone who actually believed that is by dictionary definition, dumb.

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[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

But it is a typical Trump deal, selling vibes of "doing it the rough old way, with guns and hookers and lead paint and gasoline that makes your windows rainbow-colored".

That's what he sells. His fans know it's not achievable, they want a mess sufficient for something better to evolve, and vibes for them signify that mess. It's a bit like Shadow ideology in Babylon V.

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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago

Please get this man addicted to Star Trek: The Next Generation.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

He would deport Geordi, Whorf and Data for not being white. And probably O'Brian for being Irish.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Ha ha irish being white! Whats next, italians? Ha ha ho ho

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Whorf

I think I think i read that fanfic back in the 90s.... co-starring Long-Luc Dickhard and Chestly Crushher?

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[-] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I bet tinyhands would think Big-ears are the good guys

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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 48 points 1 week ago

Stop letting this man watch television.

Let him watch all the television he wants. Stop letting him interact with people and things.

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Let him interact with people and things, but in a retirement home where he belongs.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

THE FLETCHER MEMORIAL, HOME FOR INCURABLE TYRANTS AND KINGS

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 36 points 1 week ago

He really is a profoundly stupid man. Everyone who supports him should be ashamed of themselves.

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Has he been there? Like it's fuckin old. And small. Like really small. I don't know if he can legally do that either. Since it's a state park.

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago

Alcatraz was a ridiculously expensive prison. That is why it closed down. Meanwhile as a museum it is actually generating millions of dollars every year in revenue.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

The good thing about this is that everyone who saw the rock movie knows the timing for the boiler room doors so they can easily escape

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

The last thing that America needs is another jail. They have more jails and inmates than any other country on the planet. Also it would cost much more to refurbish Alcatraz than it would to build a new jail. The orange rapist is an idiot.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

And yet Americans elected this man for a second term, by popular vote this time. He's not the only genius there.

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[-] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

That man has dementia.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

There's just no way he watches PBS documentaries

[-] yata@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

It's a Clint Eastwood movie, not a documentary.

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The same PBS he wants to cut ahahaha

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

OK, now that's pretty funny.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

watches a movie about the most famous prison escape ever

thinks it would be good to open said prison

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[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

I was close! I figured he'd just watched The Rock.

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[-] Drusas@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

We all know that he doesn't watch PBS. Too educational.

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[-] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago

Dementia Donnie should not be running this country.

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[-] randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

This man has no brain. There's a deranged parrot in there...

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[-] Astrophage@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago

I bet we can tie a lot of his actions to the boob tube schedule

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

In the first admin it was clear he was watching Fox by reading his tweets and comparing.

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[-] griD@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

PBS should air Star Trek 24/7 then. The TNG/DS9/VOY preferably.

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[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Aww, how cute, he wants to choose the prison he will rot in while awaiting his execution.

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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo

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