Red flag.

I'd be grateful to have anyone in my life that would think to cook for me. I'd eat this without complaint and thank them.

Then, I'd offer to teach them to cook. We aren't born knowing how, it's a learned skill.

We shall cook these items in the light of the sun. -Human girlfriend

This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite

I'm sorry for your loss.

"Hey, why don't I cook next time?"

Bruh you don't have to re-inflict the atrocity, this isn't the fucking Ring

She found a way to remove excess salt and fat from the bacon without adding it to the eggs!

How was it?

Just Boiled Bacon 😧

Besides the look I doubt you can boil bacon to the point of it tasting bad. Now I gotta test that theory.

Photo needs more HDR.