I was really expecting the word "dies" somewhere in there tbh
Yeah. I’ve just had a minor heart attack. Again.
My brain kept trying to add it in :(
The mini hearth attack you had when starting the first sentence
I thought it was until your comment
Same here. I heard on the radio that he turned 99 today, but I still did a quick panic-reread when I clicked this image.
You scared the fuck out of me.
0 fucks left in this cabbage.
He dined peacefully in his home with his family.
I hope the next card reader you use has a minor inconvenience the next time you check out and the person behind you isn't actually impatient with you but you think they are anyway.
He's destined to make at least 100. Believe.
I hope he doesn't Betty White.
Rough, less than 3 weeks from hitting 100. I actually didn't know it was that close.
Goddamnit
Goddammit Britton this is why nobody likes you.
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
