"Cardinal George of Chicago, of happy memory, was one of my great mentors, and he said: 'Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope.'
Head of the White House Commission on Religious Liberty literally days ago
amerikkkan pope is a recession indicator
Robert Barron was appointed by President Trump to the new White House Commission on Religious Liberty
Robert Barron
robber-baron
Synthesis:
But that trend was reversed on Thursday, and Prevost's name had popped up repeatedly amid the gossip over leading contenders for the role of pontiff.
Lol that's some grade A cope
The Vatican will become a concealed-carry state
The new popemobile is a Ford F-150
Extra fries with communion
Wine as the blood of christ? No way LIBERAL - we're chugging BUD LIGHT.
Wait Bud Light is WOKE, we need Natty Light
Extra fries with communion
Alright, guess I'll convert
Make it vegan chili fries or no deal.
oh shit is the blood of christ vegan
He consented so I think yes?
Giving consent once doesn't imply future consent. Has anyone checked he's still ok with it recently?
We can ask him when he comes back. He said it shouldn't be long.
Next election they're gonna coal roll people in front of the chapel until there's a new pope
Pope Burger I
Well, definitely no more support for Gaza
Maybe, the guy's a dark horse lib. The only thing we know about him is that he's a skilled pedophile shuffler.
He's also anti-abortion and anti-LGBT
So, he's Catholic
As are almost all Pababili
I mean Francis was Argentinian.
Alright we getting a McDonald’s and a Bass Pro Shop in Vatican City
I hope it's like the one in Memphis Tennessee, so it's like a bigass crazy pyramid.
the Etruscan brainpan will seize at such savage, barbarous geometries being deployed among their sacred ovoids.
I'm pretty sure there's a McDonald's in Vatican city already (or like right at the border).
Pope? More like POOP amirite???
always was
So did they change their mind or is this a sign that everyone can see America is declining now?
Sedevacantist Trump immiserating the US specifically to get an American Pope.
"it was me, folks. I did it. I got us an American pope."
Lots of people are saying this
preparing for St. Burgers Day celebrations
Not even a chain-smoking Jude Law smh
The Yung Pope
Given how fast this went, the fix was in well before Francis died. Obviously we'd prefer "Woke Pope" but this guy looks designed in a lab to break the spine of the US Tradcaths.
Pope Leo XIV is the first North American to be elected pope, and the first pope to come from an English-speaking country since Adrian IV in the 12th century, as well as the first American and Peruvian pope.
Second American pope, first Unitedstatesian pope
History continues to follow the most funniest paths.
R u kidding me, this is hilarious. Please be s maga pope
new popemobile is a fat ass SUV that doesn't fit on tiny European streets
Wtf I hate DEI now
And yet they just elected the Servus Servorum DEI
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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