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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/28977252

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has warned the National Weather Service of possible attacks from an armed conspiracy group targeting Doppler radar stations, according to a report from CNN. The group, Veterans on Patrol, is going after government radars because it believes they're being used as "weather weapons."

CNN learned of the possible attacks through NOAA emails warning NWS staff that Veterans on Patrol was planning to conduct "penetration drills on NEXRAD sites to identify weaknesses," with the ultimate goal of destroying NEXRAD. Despite its cooler-than-average name, the NWS uses NEXRAD or "Next Generation Weather Radar" for a fairly mundane purpose: detecting precipitation in the atmosphere. NEXRAD plays a vital role in locating thunderstorms and tornados, making it easier to evacuate vulnerable communities before disaster strikes.

Archive link: https://archive.is/GVsgP

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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 58 points 1 month ago

Idiots and guns - name a more American combination.

[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago

Idiots and voting against their own best interests

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 19 points 1 month ago

That's currently a worldwide phenomenon.

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Not true - Australia did it right.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wish you were wrong

How is it that 2020 was more normal than 2025

[-] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

My brother is one of these idiots, I dunno how they got him. He's not part of the militia group but dipshit thinks a local radio tower that just went up is part of the weather control system...

[-] KAtieTot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

Have you considered sharing more of your crayons? You can fix him

[-] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

The crayons are mine. They sustain me.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Aaaand that's how we got here, then

[-] raltoid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Conspiracy theorists tend to fall in one of two categories, specially if it seems like a sudden change:

  1. They're lonely and the people in the group are very welcoming to them.

  2. They feel they need to prove how smart they are, and think they're smarter than everyone who dismisses their theory.

[-] wesdym@mastodon.social 8 points 1 month ago

@CrayonDevourer It's a combination of "I don't understand this fully and immediately myself" (without appreciating one's own vast ignorance about MOST things), with happening to catch something spoken or written that's wrong, but SOUNDS sensible (also due to that same ignorance), and thinking, "That sounds reasonable, and it harmonizes with my feelings, so it's probably right."

It's a child's grasp of reality. But also typical of far too many legal adults.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I can’t imagine how scary it must be to not understand how most things work honestly.

I guess George Carlin said it best….

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

[-] wesdym@mastodon.social 3 points 1 month ago

@billwashere I realized sometime back that actual intelligence isn't very relevant to good reasoning. It comes down to good thinking HABITS, which nearly anyone can develop with enough effort and practice. But it doesn't come naturally for most people, and instead must be taught and learned. And the later in life you learn those skills, the more you have to UNlearn to do it.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

But critical thinking and intelligence have to be 2 fruits on the same tree, right? I can’t think of a single person I’ve ever met that had one and not the other. I can understand that critical thinking skills can be taught, but I’d argue that that skill creates more intelligence or at the very least awareness.

And I can testify that bad habits are very hard to unlearn.

[-] wesdym@mastodon.social 1 points 1 month ago

@billwashere More specifically, I come from a realm of scientists and academics, and I've by now seen MANY highly intelligent, very well-educated people who have demonstrated astonishing stupidity.

At the same time, I've also personally known people with clinically diagnosed neurological deficiency who can nevertheless reason very well, even very wisely.

What you're staying is true in broad statistics, but it's not a rule.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Totally agree. There are exceptions to everything.

I will also acquiesce to your major point though. I work in academia so I have seen my fair share of phd students that run with scissors.

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[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry for you

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago

This is what happens when you don't fund science education.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago

This is what happens when you remove the fairness doctrine and allow the alt-right propaganda "news" machine go unchecked.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

no, this is what no child left behind does for 20 unchallenged years.

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[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

I was really unprepared for how stupid the future would be.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't vets know what radar is?

[-] turmacar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

"Vet" covers everyone from Air Force Tower Controllers to Navy Seals to the guy in charge of records in a basement in Alaska and more.

For 4 years active duty and 4 years reserve most people are involved in logistics or records, and few of those have to know anything about radar.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I did not know that.

I presumed it meant you'd been on the front lines, or seen combat.

[-] Sinthesis@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

You're not far off as it is the second definition of the word. "Vietnam vet" "Gulf war vet" etc.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

In that context it just means deployed to ths conflict. Sometimes it means contributed to the effort while in the military. So someone who cooked on base in Vietnam would be a Vietnam vet, but someone who enlisted during the Korean war but was sent to Japan wouldn't be a korea vet.

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Radicalizing Antenna Disguised As Radiotower

Duuuuuuuuuh 🤣

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

These are the same people attacked 5G towers during COVID

I'm not sure they are rational

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

What will they do when 6G comes out

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Loads of veterans are victims with PTSD who might attack a car if it backfires

Without proper mental health treatment, loads of vets may dissociate into mania.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tomorrow's news: Trump appoints radar 'weather weapon' blogger to head up NOAA.

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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An armed militarized group planning potential attacks on a federal government entity... Why would the FBI not be picking every one of those idiots up?

[-] zib@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Because the FBI is currently run by some of these idiots.

[-] Ringtail@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, he literally sells bs covid vaccine reversal pills hahaha!

[-] thepenismightier@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Haven't you heard, we're not funding the FBI this year...

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The United States: Into Darkness.

A people manipulated and driven to the edge of Discovery and Dishonesty. We will turn the lights out to fear that which we know... But in the darkness there is nothing to find but our people's vengeful hatred of each other. Ignorance is the weapon, and the lights shall stay out.

So what does man do? We starve. We suffer. We bleed, and then when all else is lost we scream. Not out of fear; for that is already gone. We scream because we are already in hell. And it's the devil staring us in the face designing the torture.

We aren't a phoneix, we don't rise from the dead. We are supposed to be humanity; and it's lost past time we become it. If you think humanity was designed to be built in the image of God. Are you mistaken?

I'm an idiot

Neitzshche is dead.

God is an Idea

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[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

too busy picking up every farm and construction worker they can

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

MAGAts are complete idiots.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 month ago

AND brainwashed!

[-] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Wait until they hear about the 6G anal probes.

[-] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago

...I wanna hear about 6G anal probes...

For science, of course.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Due to my job with an unnamed government entity, I am unable to disclose the immense pleasure that is coming your way. O_o

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[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That sounds like something an institution that deploys weather weapons would say.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago
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