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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Lussy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

“They’re replacing Steak n Shake with a halal restaurant.

Somebody get your mans, this dude is fucking dying holy shit lmaoooo

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[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

That's good.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 45 points 3 days ago

If some burger fast food place in your cafeteria is getting replaced with a Halal restaurant, there's only one reasonable reaction: "Hell yeah! I can't wait for the Halal restaurant!"

[-] someone@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

That man looks exactly like I expected him to look.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

In his twitter bio:

Come for the memes, stay for the policy

fellow-kids margot-disgust

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Legit just salt brined gamon face

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bro looks like the type of guy to spend a sitcom episode with the message to be open-minded being scared of sushi for not being “American”.

This is absolute cartoon character behavior. Might as well rant about lattes under a Fred Flintsone username while you’re at it (yes, this is an actual thing that happened in Hexbear lore).

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

normalize telling people doing fearmongering hyperbole to shut the fuck up

I'm being serious

especially if it's a sitting congressman

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

https://xcancel.com/RepMikeCollins/status/1918301955052523526

A reply

Imagine being this fragile—comparing a new restaurant lease to a 7th-century military conquest because your milkshake joint got replaced. It’s not a caliphate, it’s capitalism. If Steak ‘n Shake mattered that much, maybe you should’ve eaten there.

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 3 days ago

I can’t believe this isn’t a bit. Fuck this country.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Also, like, forget that he’s a nazi for a sec, but if you’re going to disrespect food, fucking delicious Pakistani cuisine at that, and yearn for steak and shake..

You should be under constant supervision, in jail, the only person who was waterboarded ever, put into a coma, shot, brought back to life, be made an example of for the benefits of concentration camps, and have your body put into a fucking blender.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

If you take away a white person’s ability to live as the undisputed master of the universe—to take his own experience as normal and privileged, and to presume all others to be debased copies of his own primary existence—then you take away his whiteness.

from Buffalo Skulls

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Redpilled virtue signaling.

There’s no way any rational person, even a chud would behave this way other to show how much of a Normal Person^TM^ they are.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Most chuds desperately want to act this way in public, they just know better

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, this is histrionics to a stupid level. He should be walled for this idiocy

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

My man, it's a burger and wrap chain from Virginia that sells the sort of street food you get from Halal Carts in cities. Chicken sandwiches and burgers and shawarma wraps.

the-republican "The sky is falling because the burger joint sources Kosher-certified food! What's that? So did Steak n Shake? Uhhh, not having bacon on the menu is antisemitic! ...Wait wait even I know that's not right, hold on. Fuck it, great replacement theory time."

[-] buh@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

The native language of amerikkkans isn’t English, it’s Treats

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Get wrecked loaer. Out of all the major religions Muslims make the best food and it's not even close

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Muslim Chinese food is bomb.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Oh no, better quality meat!

Seriously, the best chicken I ever had was at one of those encampments.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The only real difference between halal chicken and non-halal chicken is that the halal chicken has to be conscious when it's killed. This does not improve the quality of the meat, it just makes the chicken suffer more than it needs to.

[-] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

CW: death of animal

There are a few requirements for meat to be halal, such as killing humanely (usually by a single stroke of a sharp knife), and making sure the animal is healthy and has not been ill-treated. Some say that this improves the taste, as frightened animals produce lactic acid, which sours and hardens the meat.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

You left out the part where the animal has to be conscious, which, like I said, is the only real difference. Even if you believe that you can taste the fear in your animal product, wouldn't the animal being unconscious for the process produce less?

[-] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

What I understand is that the consciousness requirement was placed so that people could verify that the animal was healthy and had not been ill-treated. Stunning is allowed after examination and before slaughter. Meat certified by the UK Halal Food Authority, for example, is from stunned animals.

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That sounds like an improvement, but of course the congress loser is malding over it.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I totally thought this was some fakenews comm bullshit.

somebody tell this bozo to get a fucking grip, lmao goddamn.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

all-my-apes-gone BUT MY BEEF TALO FRIES!

(We used to have a Steak 'n Shake but it was shutdown FOR HEALTH VIOLATIONS)

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

I'll take your word for it because I ain't clicking on that shithole. That GOP clown is an absolute clown

[-] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Why would you shake a steak?

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

i am actually upset they shut down all the steak n shakes in my town though, they were good burgers, now all we have is mcdonalds and the supremely overrated Cookout

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

They were OK. Theres still a couple in my area but theres better options

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Real mccrucified hours.

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