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True alignment (lemmy.world)
submitted 22 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago

You know what, I'm happy Ethan is in a place where he can afford to pay people back

[-] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago

I know a guy who is the opposite of this in a way. I, as a joke, decided to remind him that he owed me $7 for pizza that he never paid me for back when he was part of one of my DnD groups. He got mad, insisted that he already paid it, and then blocked me and started telling coworkers that I was trying to steal from him. (We used to work together, no one believes him but he keeps trying to tell people that, but only to people who knew me for some reason which is how I know.)

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 13 points 12 hours ago

Overreaction of the century right there.

[-] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

He still hasn't gotten over being kicked from the group because he made the other players uncomfortable, one of whom still works with him, and he blames me because I wasn't willing to kick the rest of the group instead. (Yes, he actually suggested kicking every other player and just finding new ones who would, and I quote, "agree with me more")

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 2 points 43 minutes ago

Ah yes, classic "everyone but me is the problem".

[-] _____@lemm.ee 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I tried paying back a friend for lunch and he didn't let me now I've lived for years knowing owe him $18

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 12 hours ago

As soon as they refuse repayment. It is gift. And you don't have to worry about it

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 42 minutes ago

Wait you're not supposed to sneak it into their pocket/bag?

[-] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 41 points 18 hours ago

I have my friend a cell phone when he was struggling.

He insisted he paid me back when he gets back on his feet.

He died before he paid me back. I like to believe that this would be him if he was still with us. 🥺

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 94 points 21 hours ago

Lawful good would have taken inflation into account and paid $8.91

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Depends - LG might have paid $7 because future inflation wasn't part of the terms of the loan (and is not normally).

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago

Chaotic good might even be something more like breaking into your bank and erasing part of your debt by way of repayment.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 48 points 21 hours ago

Ethan is going through some kind of My Name is Earl situation right now

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago

I did this after i borrowed 5$ from a friend, then for reasons vanished from the face of the earth for 10 years. After i made myself known again i got in contanct with people and paid off any debts i had, which included that 5$.

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 8 points 20 hours ago

Or Ethan is newly-single and thinking that's a good icebreaker.

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 8 points 20 hours ago

I have trouble making friends and breaking the ice too. I'm going to go around giving out money to break the ice too. Is $7 enough? How much conversation time do I get for that?

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

seems a bit young to be on step 9

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 21 points 21 hours ago

Having a minor crisis realizing that 9th grade was far more than seven years ago for me. This is fine.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 23 points 20 hours ago

I’m 35. 9th grade isn’t even on my radar anymore.

[-] match@pawb.social 8 points 16 hours ago

Did you study for your 29th grade final exams? They're tomorrow and if you fall you get bumped back to high school

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Oh geez you promise?!

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 16 hours ago

I get dreams about being in high school and about having to take exams or being behind on them and I’m always like “why am I even here I have a career already” and it’s always stupid.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 13 hours ago

I get those, too! I end up remembering I have a master's degree. I tell high school to pound sand, then I go off flying or something fun.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 13 hours ago

Yeah I usually realize it’s a dream at some point in those ones and then I get to practice shooting energy beams out of my mouth or something else that’s fun until I wake up.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 20 hours ago
[-] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Probably also paid for WinZip as well.

this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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