219
Got lilacs on my desk, a nice storm outside, Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and I have twizzlers. Not a bad Sunday.
very sorry for the cancer
I hope they collect his cum in time :(
Metastasis to the bone ain't sounding good for him, but maybe it's the sort of thing that gets managed until you croak from other causes?
Bone mets are quite painful. He'll have the best to avail himself of. They might even give him the same med that I'm on for feminizing HRT, cypro lol (it's for prostate cancer it just also works as hrt)
Cyproterone acetate has not been approved for any use in the US so nope!
Yes, it is because of medical transphobia. (But interestingly, on the side of pharmaceutical companies rather than the FDA.)
That's too bad because it is pretty good for testosterone sensitive prostate cancer
Cancer patients and transfems alike are stuck with Spironolactone and bicalutimide as their only options
Here's hoping he goes on bica and his liver is too frail for it. 
He got his wish.Karma for killing and displacing over a million people. Hope it hurts!
Remember when Bernie was “too old to run” in 2020
lmao
Critical support to prostate cancer
I hope he dies
Actually, to put it in medical terms his generation are more familiar with he was diagnosed with "An unnatural abundanse of the black bile and with waning phlegm, as in those stricken with the Kingsevil or leprosy most foul", but I guess "aggressive prostate cancer" is what the kids call it on their TikTok now.
Ohhh, so when he said he was gonna cure cancer he meant in the, like, adding a bunch of smoke or nitrates sense! That really clears things up 
see you in hell 
we have such sights to show you
Critical support?
Uncritical support
Nah, cancer also kills cool people. I'm critical of that.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Yeah I like "Meta"...
...Metastasizing cancer cells taking over Joe Biden's body
God could dad kick a bucket.
die binch
Last stop for the prostate massage express.
WE ARE NOT MALARKEY-ING NOW!
like father like son eh
HAHAHAHAHA
I hope it hurts. I hope he reaches out to me in a time of need so I can reject him.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
219 points (99.1% liked)
news
24034 readers
806 users here now
Welcome to c/news! Please read the Hexbear Code of Conduct and remember... we're all comrades here.
Rules:
-- PLEASE KEEP POST TITLES INFORMATIVE --
-- Overly editorialized titles, particularly if they link to opinion pieces, may get your post removed. --
-- All posts must include a link to their source. Screenshots are fine IF you include the link in the post body. --
-- If you are citing a twitter post as news please include not just the twitter.com in your links but also nitter.net (or another Nitter instance). There is also a Firefox extension that can redirect Twitter links to a Nitter instance: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/libredirect/ or archive them as you would any other reactionary source using e.g. https://archive.today . Twitter screenshots still need to be sourced or they will be removed --
-- Mass tagging comm moderators across multiple posts like a broken markov chain bot will result in a comm ban--
-- Repeated consecutive posting of reactionary sources, fake news, misleading / outdated news, false alarms over ghoul deaths, and/or shitposts will result in a comm ban.--
-- Neglecting to use content warnings or NSFW when dealing with disturbing content will be removed until in compliance. Users who are consecutively reported due to failing to use content warnings or NSFW tags when commenting on or posting disturbing content will result in the user being banned. --
-- Using April 1st as an excuse to post fake headlines, like the resurrection of Kissinger while he is still fortunately dead, will result in the poster being thrown in the gamer gulag and be sentenced to play and beat trashy mobile games like 'Raid: Shadow Legends' in order to be rehabilitated back into general society. --
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS