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[-] edge@hexbear.net 1 points 7 minutes ago

There's no way in hell they missed it for this long considering how advanced it seems to be. He has the best healthcare in the world and they had a lot of interest in keeping him propped up which means they had to keep him as healthy as they could. And even mainstream media is already acknowledging they knew about his mental decline and kept it secret for years, so they would definitely have kept this.

I guess his "gaffe" in 2022 was probably about this and not the non-melanoma skin cancer he had removed prior like his handlers claimed.

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 1 points 25 minutes ago
[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

pray-against

Allah, may his suffering be great

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 1 points 31 minutes ago

Satan claiming his most powerful soldier

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Came back to some good news.

I hope he has visions of all the Palestinian children he helped Israel murder as he lays dying in pain.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

At time of this news 100s of people in Palestine were killed by air strikes. More outpouring for him than these people.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 1 points 54 minutes ago

I hope he suffers for a long time and that he is haunted by visions of all the people he murdered and by the knowledge of where he's going to spend the afterlife.

But who's going to be the democrat candidate in 2028 now?

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

a couple years too late for the funniest outcome. oh well, hope its long and agonizing at least.

[-] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago

lets-fucking-go

Hope it hurts til the very end. Trump likely getting to preside over his state funeral is gonna be absolutely wild as well.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Trump in a blue tux eulogizing off the cuff while Irish Joe gets lowered into the ground next to Beau.

[-] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

trump-drenched He was a sad man. Very sad. So many problems he created for this country and for his family. So bad, so sad. You know, it's really a shame he went out like this. trump-feed

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Folks it's in his bones skeleton-wave

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 18 points 3 hours ago

Prostate Cancer Has A Right To Exist. Biden’s Tumor Has A Right To Defend Itself.

Biden’s malignant metastatic tumor must be given everything it needs to defend itself from unprovoked attacks by radical oncologists.

Another banger from Caitlin Johnstone

https://caitlinjohnstone.com.au/2025/05/19/prostate-cancer-has-a-right-to-exist-bidens-tumor-has-a-right-to-defend-itself/

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Good fuck him. But this came way too late. He got a lot of blood on his hands before death wears his ass out

[-] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 14 points 3 hours ago

So this is what a thread not heavily censored about the issue looks like, people should move away from lemmy world

[-] Lavender@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

party-sicko

Also Reddit's not much better lmao

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

how long do you think they've known about this?

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Lmao gottem

[-] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago
[-] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago
[-] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 3 hours ago
[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

There is a specter haunting Biden's glands who-must-go

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

biden-rember was prostate with grief

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago

I am once again expressing critical support for comrade cancer

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago

aww c'mon man

Doc says ol' Joe's got crabs in his keister

ya know we've got a saying in Dover, (unintelligible)

biden-the-thing

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago
[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 38 points 6 hours ago

duane

Hamas has invaded his prostate and is using it as a forward base -- israel will have no choice but to use a tactical carpet bombing against Genocide Joe's asshole.

Fuck Joe BidenHey Joe! Try burning the cancer out of your ass with a burning hot metal rod, fucker shitheel.

May he survive as long as possible and suffer as much as possible

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

he's been talking about how he regrets dropping out. if he makes it to 2028 somehow i'm voting for him.

[-] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 hours ago

Luigi Matastione Ass-ass-innates War Criminal.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 59 points 7 hours ago

Why now? Why not 30 years ago?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 hours ago

Cancer is so cruel that it let Biden do as much damage as possible before invading his butthole

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 13 points 5 hours ago
[-] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago
[-] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 43 points 6 hours ago

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/18/politics/joe-biden-prostate-cancer

It continued, “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.”

Manageable with hormone treatment. They're putting Biden on T-blockers.

THEY'RE GOING TO TRANS BIDEN!!

[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 66 points 7 hours ago

the wonderful legacy of unconditionally supporting a genocide for a couple years, losing the easiest election ever, then dying

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 hours ago

a couple years

Come on now, it was way longer than that.

[-] SocialistDad@hexbear.net 30 points 6 hours ago

This would kill in Cards Against Humanity

[-] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 17 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Can't wait for the crashout hunter podcast and subsequent crypto grift; Unchained with Hunter Biden

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago

Bad news: God is real

Good news: God is real

[-] LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 hours ago

Ideally this ghoul should spend the next 20 years in prison, but I'll take it. Without him neither the genocide in Palestine nor Trump's second term would have happened. Rot in hell.

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 30 points 6 hours ago

His cornhole is popping off

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 20 points 6 hours ago
[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 30 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

tactical move

they'll be scanning his arse instead of his brain

meanwhile he wakes up every morning like the girl in 50 First Dates except instead of Adam Sandler it's Ass Cancer

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[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago
[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 176 points 9 hours ago

Stop calling the cancer aggressive, it has a right to defend itself.

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