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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 203 points 3 weeks ago

Stop calling the cancer aggressive, it has a right to defend itself.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 83 points 3 weeks ago

It's defending itself by doing preemptive attacks on surrounding tissues (bone and who knows what else)

excellent post

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[-] companero@hexbear.net 107 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 100 points 3 weeks ago

I hope someone is doing something because he owes me $2000

[-] toarmspunies@hexbear.net 75 points 3 weeks ago

I really don't like this framing because it misrepresents what is owed in a dumb way.

You forgot to account for year-to-year inflation in your number so it should be much higher.

[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

Just use the same "inflation" math the grocery stores and fast food restaurants use, and you'll find you're owed just shy of $10.8 million.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 97 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh.

So this is why the tell-alls are coming out now

He's gonna be dead soon and then the bloviating hagiographies take over the mainstream and pave over the bloody trail he's blazed

[-] regul@hexbear.net 80 points 3 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers for the former staffers currently in the process of getting their "he was fucked up the whole time" books published. Your window has closed. Only glazing from here on out.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck them ghouls

Should have been leaking this shit day one

[-] regul@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

Ain't shit to leak when everyone knows. They only had to break kayfabe.

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[-] Lavender@hexbear.net 97 points 3 weeks ago

As I read this, I think of Biden encouraging voters to go out during the primaries without concern for COVID. I think of his promises of Medicare For All. I think of the way that he cut back on COVID protections, forcing people back to work once in office. I think of the ways he funded a genocide and broke bread with his war criminal peers.

As I read this, I'm indifferent to his suffering.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 3 weeks ago

we're going to do all these things if you vote for us!

oh sorry that's too hard/we don't care, good luck!

[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:

we're not going to do shit if you vote for us!

actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we're going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it's your fault either way! but we won't do anything to stop it, because that's too hard/we don't care, ~~good luck~~ fuck you!"

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[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 83 points 3 weeks ago

Best of luck to the cancer! Hope it makes it.

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[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 83 points 3 weeks ago

the wonderful legacy of unconditionally supporting a genocide for a couple years, losing the easiest election ever, then dying

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[-] catonkatonk@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds utterly agonising. Love that for him.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

It's really painful, unfortunely I think Biden is going to get the best drugs against cancer to alleviate the pain.

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[-] NewOldGuard@hexbear.net 77 points 3 weeks ago

I thought he said he was gonna cure cancer?

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 60 points 3 weeks ago

He's testing cancer on himself rn so that he could cure it later, he's a hero

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago

Did I say that too loud? Did cancer hear me and get mad?biden-pain

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 68 points 3 weeks ago

Why now? Why not 30 years ago?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago

Cancer is so cruel that it let Biden do as much damage as possible before invading his butthole

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 62 points 3 weeks ago

But why would Hamas do this?

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 46 points 3 weeks ago

They're called Hamass because they tunnel into your ass to cancerfy your prostate.

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[-] dragongloss@hexbear.net 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So you're saying he is in top form to make a 2028 presidential run?

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

He can still win if you vote for him!

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[-] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 56 points 3 weeks ago

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/18/politics/joe-biden-prostate-cancer

It continued, “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.”

Manageable with hormone treatment. They're putting Biden on T-blockers.

THEY'RE GOING TO TRANS BIDEN!!

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 54 points 3 weeks ago

Karma for killing and displacing over a million people. Hope it hurts!

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago

Got lilacs on my desk, a nice storm outside, Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and I have twizzlers. Not a bad Sunday.

wholesome

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

Critical support to prostate cancer

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

Should have have for the cancer moon shot than aggressively persuing genocide.

critical-support to DaBiden fancy-rona cancer.

May he survive as long as possible and suffer as much as possible

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[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago

duane

Hamas has invaded his prostate and is using it as a forward base -- israel will have no choice but to use a tactical carpet bombing against Genocide Joe's asshole.

Fuck Joe BidenHey Joe! Try burning the cancer out of your ass with a burning hot metal rod, fucker shitheel.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago

Promise made.

Promise broken.

[-] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 43 points 2 weeks ago

So this is what a thread not heavily censored about the issue looks like, people should move away from lemmy world

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[-] RION@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

I hope they collect his cum in time :(

Metastasis to the bone ain't sounding good for him, but maybe it's the sort of thing that gets managed until you croak from other causes?

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[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

Prostate Cancer Has A Right To Exist. Biden’s Tumor Has A Right To Defend Itself.

Biden’s malignant metastatic tumor must be given everything it needs to defend itself from unprovoked attacks by radical oncologists.

Another banger from Caitlin Johnstone

https://caitlinjohnstone.com.au/2025/05/19/prostate-cancer-has-a-right-to-exist-bidens-tumor-has-a-right-to-defend-itself/

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

tactical move

they'll be scanning his arse instead of his brain

meanwhile he wakes up every morning like the girl in 50 First Dates except instead of Adam Sandler it's Ass Cancer

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[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

His cornhole is popping off

[-] Des@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

see you in hell sicko-power we have such sights to show you

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Is it too soon to hex-crab

[-] edge@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

crab-party with a double meaning

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, to put it in medical terms his generation are more familiar with he was diagnosed with "An unnatural abundanse of the black bile and with waning phlegm, as in those stricken with the Kingsevil or leprosy most foul", but I guess "aggressive prostate cancer" is what the kids call it on their TikTok now.

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago
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