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Stop calling the cancer aggressive, it has a right to defend itself.
It's defending itself by doing preemptive attacks on surrounding tissues (bone and who knows what else)
excellent post
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I hope someone is doing something because he owes me $2000
I really don't like this framing because it misrepresents what is owed in a dumb way.
You forgot to account for year-to-year inflation in your number so it should be much higher.
Just use the same "inflation" math the grocery stores and fast food restaurants use, and you'll find you're owed just shy of $10.8 million.
As I read this, I think of Biden encouraging voters to go out during the primaries without concern for COVID. I think of his promises of Medicare For All. I think of the way that he cut back on COVID protections, forcing people back to work once in office. I think of the ways he funded a genocide and broke bread with his war criminal peers.
As I read this, I'm indifferent to his suffering.
we're going to do all these things if you vote for us!
oh sorry that's too hard/we don't care, good luck!
To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:
we're not going to do shit if you vote for us!
actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we're going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it's your fault either way! but we won't do anything to stop it, because that's too hard/we don't care, ~~good luck~~ fuck you!"
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Oh.
So this is why the tell-alls are coming out now
He's gonna be dead soon and then the bloviating hagiographies take over the mainstream and pave over the bloody trail he's blazed
Thoughts and prayers for the former staffers currently in the process of getting their "he was fucked up the whole time" books published. Your window has closed. Only glazing from here on out.
Fuck them ghouls
Should have been leaking this shit day one
Ain't shit to leak when everyone knows. They only had to break kayfabe.
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the wonderful legacy of unconditionally supporting a genocide for a couple years, losing the easiest election ever, then dying
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I hope it hurts
Sounds utterly agonising. Love that for him.
It's really painful, unfortunely I think Biden is going to get the best drugs against cancer to alleviate the pain.
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I thought he said he was gonna cure cancer?
He's testing cancer on himself rn so that he could cure it later, he's a hero
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Did I say that too loud? Did cancer hear me and get mad?
Why now? Why not 30 years ago?
Cancer is so cruel that it let Biden do as much damage as possible before invading his butthole
But why would Hamas do this?
They're called Hamass because they tunnel into your ass to cancerfy your prostate.
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https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/18/politics/joe-biden-prostate-cancer
It continued, “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.”
Manageable with hormone treatment. They're putting Biden on T-blockers.
THEY'RE GOING TO TRANS BIDEN!!
Karma for killing and displacing over a million people. Hope it hurts!
Got lilacs on my desk, a nice storm outside, Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and I have twizzlers. Not a bad Sunday.
Critical support to prostate cancer
Should have have for the cancer moon shot than aggressively persuing genocide.
to 
cancer.
Hamas has invaded his prostate and is using it as a forward base -- israel will have no choice but to use a tactical carpet bombing against Genocide Joe's asshole.
Fuck Joe Biden
Hey Joe! Try burning the cancer out of your ass with a burning hot metal rod, fucker shitheel.
Promise made.
Promise broken.
So this is what a thread not heavily censored about the issue looks like, people should move away from lemmy world
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I hope they collect his cum in time :(
Metastasis to the bone ain't sounding good for him, but maybe it's the sort of thing that gets managed until you croak from other causes?
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Prostate Cancer Has A Right To Exist. Biden’s Tumor Has A Right To Defend Itself.
Biden’s malignant metastatic tumor must be given everything it needs to defend itself from unprovoked attacks by radical oncologists.
Another banger from Caitlin Johnstone
tactical move
they'll be scanning his arse instead of his brain
meanwhile he wakes up every morning like the girl in 50 First Dates except instead of Adam Sandler it's Ass Cancer
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His cornhole is popping off
see you in hell 
we have such sights to show you
Is it too soon to 
with a double meaning
Actually, to put it in medical terms his generation are more familiar with he was diagnosed with "An unnatural abundanse of the black bile and with waning phlegm, as in those stricken with the Kingsevil or leprosy most foul", but I guess "aggressive prostate cancer" is what the kids call it on their TikTok now.
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