I want a place that makes tiny burgers

Forget the premium burger places where burgers are held together by whaling harpoons and you need to eat them deconstructed. Instead of one giant undesirable burger give me a plate with 4 regular sized burgers in exciting variations.

Give me a chicken chili burger, a double irish beef patty blue cheese burger, an italian herb lamb patty and as a chaser a smoked bison brisket with bourbon sauce.

All on one plate. I would be happy

4 burgers. 1 plate. 0 regrets.

And if you don't like one, you have 3 more chances to forgive the cook.

counterpoint: wattaburger in texas is very popular

It’s in comparison, the plate you’re eating off of is the closest thing to compare it to so covering more of it makes it seem bigger

This is why buffets use small plates

You could also just have 2 regular sized ones or stop being such a fat ass.

I mean, I can't argue with the little girl though, I like that tall thin glass better as well.
Add a fun straw and some decorations and I'm all in.

But if it is wider it cooks through more. A nice thick patty gives me a nice tasty medium rare burger that soaks the bun with burger juice.

So the invisible hand of the market has spoken, I see

Just go snake mode and unhinge your jaw.

I was on your side until that gibberish about Chicago style pizza.