I recieve: scritches 
You recieve: scratches 
Scritch a cat's belly and a person's hand bleeds
Skill issue
You only get cut if you try to pull your hand away, just keep scritching until the cat decides to leave
Idk, I've never gotten scratched while pulling my hand away, and the one time I did get scratched I didn't pull my hand away, since I didn't think she was about to scratch me. 
Your cats and anarchist
You're asking me the hexbear wild animal smoocher if I'd give this kitty a smooch? You know what the answer is.
Does basil get kisses?
smooch and a belly pat!
no kiss before marriage. sorry
hell yea i read theory
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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