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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 71 points 1 month ago

He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasuring. A fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago
[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago

Not the reference i was making but i cackled

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 month ago
[-] teft@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Tripolymer and bioplast sheeting popsicle*

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

His skull powders Klingon skulls, is it duranium? Maybe it's Maybelline?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

If they are fully functional ..... it assumes that they would be capable of providing sexual pleasure for either human sex. The butt crack is just another aspect of being "fully functional" ..... for any sexual event.

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[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

"I call him... Fister Roboto."

"But he doesn't just fist! Tell 'em!"

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago
[-] ptz@dubvee.org 35 points 1 month ago
[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 28 points 1 month ago

Heat and air pressure exhaust. It’s full of electronics after all.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

You’re telling me that there’s a constant jet of hot air coming out as the CPU fans do their job?

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Also he eats and drinks .... waste products do have to come out somewhere eventually

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He's full of electronics.

Racist.

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If his glutes were fused it'd make walking difficult

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Plus he has a fully functional plug for the socket in the wall

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

“Smooth as an android’s bottom”

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

What does an android need with a dick?

Simple answer; to be fully functional.

(Also, the definition of android is an intelligent, automated machine made to resemble a human...)

[-] chairlegoftruth@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Is it not aesthetically pleasing, sir?

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

If they're supposed to mimic humans you'd want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you'd have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

Right. Like Soong is going to build an android that can't do a proper slut drop.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

He has a functioning cock too.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oddly, it didn't get it's own display space.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Fuck it, let's go in the opposite direction. We're not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Anything you'd do with a single-assed droid, but four times harder

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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

I just noticed how weird it was to arrange all the body parts in that way in that display.

If the ship had been lost, damaged or abandoned or some reason and an alien species had come upon it .... they would have seen this display and wondered what kind of weird crab like creatures inhabited this ship

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Who put the torso on the rack facing forward but the hips facing backwards?

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

Someone aware of which body parts do what to a show's age rating I imagine.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You can hang up the hips simply by drilling a hole into the rack

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Because the prop department didn't wanna fabricate a gold dong

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

For poopin silly

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, he does eat and drink to try and be more human. Where did you think it went?

[-] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

Well, he doesn't digest. He doesn't need to digest. So there are several options:

  • temporary internal storage pouch, regurgitated later for recycling, or teleports it directly from his storage unit
  • raw material for some matter:energy converter.
  • mechanism, like a replicator. He takes in food and produces worthless but dense platinum.
  • he's got some simplified equivalent to a digestive system that breaks down biological material.

I lean toward the first. It's the most space efficient, and wouldn't bother him. The second is unlikely because he'd be able to function as an insanely powerful, world destroying bomb. The third is a very Star Trek solution. The fourth seems like a gross waste of space to no end. Is pooping that integral to understanding humans?

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Didnt he say at one time he converts some of what he ingests into lubricant or coolant for his internal mechanisms?

[-] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

You may be right. I don't recall, but I believe it if you say so. Maybe Tasha liked him so much because he was "self-lubricating."

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[-] guy@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

He's essentially a sex bot, making certain features important for all uses

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

He is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

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