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[-] applemao@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I hate the term. It waters down true programmers and hard work. 9 year old rips off someone and makes game, "app". Actual software dev makes useful program using hard work and their own assets, "app".

[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

What's the difference between an application and a program?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 hours ago

The original Macintosh had an Applications folder. App is what I use to cut through tech speak for people at work because the shortcut is less daunting. They have apps on their phone. They must not be scary like Programs and Applications.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

Historically, an app is something with very limited uses, and a program is more powerful.

Adobe PhotoShop is a program. Apple Photos is an app.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 3 points 7 hours ago

I'd say it gets a little different with command line utilities


maybe "utility" is the appropriate term here, but I'd call something like grep a program, not an application (again


"utility" also works).

To be sure, grep is extremely powerful, but its scope is limited.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I powered on my computer, my app started, which started my main app, which started my essential apps, which started my app that I use to open my other app, which I use to go to my other app that I use to watch other apps being used by otgher people.

You will get an invisible candy if you can correctly decode this.

[-] marzhall@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'll bite: I powered on my computer. My bios started which started my init process, which started my daemons, which started my login manager (maybe slim), which started my DE (maybe gnome), which I use to go to my browser in order to watch other people stream video games.

I'm dicey on what the browser is being used for - maybe security software? - but I feel like it's plausible.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Nice! You get an invisible candy!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

It's worse if you have ever worked in food service. "App" is short for "appetizer".

::cries in very specific form of confusion::

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 9 hours ago

The meme is good and all, but seeing it makes me feel irrationally annoyed because the first place I saw it was a rascist pleroma (fediverse software; mastodon but rasict) instance that had it embedded in the frontend. This just reminds me of it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Double plus good!

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

I miss when game had content patches instead of dlc

[-] nuko147@lemm.ee 8 points 20 hours ago

They trying the Algorithm to AI nowdays.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

Yes but imo patch is now update

[-] tvbusy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Patch is now Paid DLC

[-] frezik@midwest.social 153 points 1 day ago

I also hate the way "algorithm" has taken over the public consciousness. You can find people unironically saying "I don't want any algorithm in my social media feed", which is a nonsensical statement.

If you walk with algorithm, you won't attract the worm.

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[-] Fabian@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think it's the same concept as when people say that they don't want any chemicals in their food. You know what they mean, but in a technical sense the statement is nonsensical.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 20 hours ago

Something, something, dihydrogen monoxide, something.

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago

People are onto something though - there's been a noticeable shift from social media just showing you your feed in a chronological manner to it showing you personally tailored content that shuffles on each refresh and aims to hook you into endless doomscrolling. I understand perfectly well what's an algorithm, but good luck explaining to people that it's not that specific thing.

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[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 203 points 1 day ago

Then: Books, Movies, Videos, Blogs, Articles Now: C O N T E N T

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago

Man, I hate the word content.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 day ago

I’m content with it

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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago

What I hate even more, is that the morons who can't read more than two syllables decided to shorten "application" to "app", but now I only ever hear people reading that as "ay pee pee"! What was the fucking point?

[-] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've literally never heard anyone call it A.P.P. (and I mean that literally literally, not figuratively literally)

Is this a specific cultural thing? A generational thing? Geography based slang? Why would anyone do this.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I might be biased from speaking with so many Chinese people. Who I can forgive not knowing the origin of the abbreviation. Still pisses me off to no end D:<

[-] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago

It's an idiot thing is what it is

[-] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

This, 100% It's like how people started saying "PC" because personal computer was too long for them, but now I exclusively hear people taking up to a minute on each letter! (peeeeeeee-seeeeeeee)

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[-] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The script is compiled to a program which is then executed by the OS.

->

The app is appified to an app which is then apped by the app.

Damnit.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Why use many word?

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago

I call everything a script. Makes the Java devs real mad. Makes the PM's super confused.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 day ago

See also the client camera movement guide:

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