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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

When people say 'they know a guy' this is usually what they mean. And that guy delivers.

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

God bless him

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago
[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

There's a guy who lives near my parents out of a van. He doesn't work, has a dog, hangs out in his chair most of the day, and regularly rotates locations to avoid tickets. He and the dog look well fed and healthy enough. He keeps himself and his van clean.

Sometimes I think this guy just has life figured out better than I ever could.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

1995 prices are the price of doing business lmao

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

seems like the kind of guy you pay in beer or weed

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

"yea I can git 'er done by the weekend, just bring a 6 pack and an eighth and we'll call it even"

[-] AlexLost@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago

Some people have it all, and some will never have enough. Dude's got life figured out.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Some folk realize that the way to live a simple life is not to seek simplicity but to avoid complication. Or maybe it's the other way around.

[-] userofnames@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

i knew a guy who'd live out in a boat on land trying to fix it, but always end up messing it up more. i would be surprised if it could float today.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

“i tried patching this hole with a piece of the floor over there, and it worked great! but now there’s a hole in the floor over there god dammit”

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

1995 prices? That's a lot of prices to keep track of!

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The most Texan man

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