What idiot let these near their cock

You know how spiders crawl into your mouth while you sleep? Well…

Heh, they are called May Beetles over here. And yeah they started turning up the past few weeks here and there.

Ahahahahahaha. Bugs are so awesome

Huh. Only ever heard about these bugs, never seen it written down. Guess I'm today years old when I found out they're not actually 'Dunebugs'.

Every day's a school day.

June bugs are so annoying. Every April they start slamming their little bodies against the damn back door, and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?! You're two months early, you assholes!

It's fine when they do it in June, but I have to put up with two months of that early bullshit.

Oh jeez. Once a family of flying giant cockroaches flew into my house and kept lunging at me. It was terrifying. I caught them in a vacuum they didnt die I dumped them in the dumpster quick and the next morning they were gone. I really hope they were lost from the tropics and they don’t actually live around here