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… especially if the neighborhood is filled with little shits with too many electrified toys.

EDIT: Okay, I'm convinced. Regular bikes would actually be a sensible cause here. Let me be a curmudgeon though.

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[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I know a university campus (forget the name) let students build desire paths first while the site was under landscaping, and when they moved onto paving they actually paved the desire paths themselves. It created a funky aesthetic and comfortable spiderweb weaving through the grounds.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

And then people still cut across parts?

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

All footpaths I made in skylines were triangular for this reason.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

They design sidewalks the way they should be designing roads: slow, deliberately requiring attention, and inconvenient.

Every time I see a cut through like that, I know that the planner failed at their job, because they failed to design for humans of all ages and abilities.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Civil engineering should be an art that follows life in many cases, like the sidewalk design, and not force a design that is inconvenient or inefficient.

[-] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works -3 points 22 hours ago

What "ability" is required to follow a sidewalk with a slight curve in it?

[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 11 points 21 hours ago

I guess you don't have people in wheelchairs or walkers where you live.

Sidewalks shouldn't be designed as obstacle courses.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 22 hours ago

The ability to give a fuck about someone else's idea of aesthetics when you prefer function... You know, the basic cause of desire paths.

[-] Auli@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago

People are going to take the shortest route. And they know this it happens everywhere.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 119 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The original path design is exceedingly stupid. Sidewalks are not a place for this kinda artistic pathing, they are a functional element of public infrastructure. Its barely even wide enough for a wheelchair. Put that kinda path in a park somewhere, not next to a road, then people wont make a shortcut to get past it.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

Welcome to American suburbia; the sidewalk is basically meant to serve the purpose of a park path. The nearest shop of any kind whatsoever is 1.3km away, and if anything that's not considered that bad.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

The shop is 1.3km away, but because of no road crossings or sidewalks it's actually a 5km trip without a car.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

1.3 kilometers seems unusually close for an American suburb.

[-] crimeschneck@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

The nearest shop of any kind whatsoever is 1.3km away

I don't think that should be a relevant factor for the availability of proper sidewalks.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wheelchair users who want to visit their neighbors should be grateful the pavers lie flat, not heaved up by tree roots. (And in fact the flat grass might be a smoother way around such obstacles, except when too muddy.) The grass exists for dogs to pee and poop on. Looks like owners have been decent about scooping, at least.

[-] warm@kbin.earth 23 points 1 day ago

It's America, they are lucky there's a path at all.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

If they had made it straight there would be a diagonal desire path going right instead, only solution is to concrete everything!

Just do both and make it a pretty triangle :)

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Well yeah, thats the name of the community. But yes, i do love to see them, especially in response to stupid paving like this.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well that's embarrassing. I totally missed the community, guess now I have to sub.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 46 points 1 day ago

It takes special kind of delusional thinking to design a Y-shaped path in a place like this. What you need, is a triangle.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

What an absolute novice you have shown yourself to be. The obvious solution here is a roundabout.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 22 hours ago

Why did they put roundabouts in the roundabout? No, seriously.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 7 points 19 hours ago

It’s the Magic Roundabout of Swindon. People don’t seem to like it for some reason…

[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

It's a "magic roundabout" meant to be able to combine the joining of several roads into one gigantic roundabouts within roundabouts. It doesn't work very well.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Near me there's a giant roundabout joining 6 roads together, 2 of them highways, and it works fine as one roundabout. You just enter the roundabout and exit at your exit, it's not complicated and it doesn't need to be.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Regular roundabouts can also do that.

Obviously not a criticism of your statement, but this thing shows up every five minutes and I've still yet to see a single justification for it's existence.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Truly, this is the height of human accomplishment.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

And yet the best you could muster was the unfired clay being molded by an amateur having intercourse with a ghost! Clearly this desires to be a two leaf clover interchange.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

How did they do that? How did they fuck the ghost? I need to know.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The entire sidewalk down to the edge of the city I am in on one side of the main road is "wavy" in such a way that if you followed the sidewalk, it would take you 4 times as long to walk 2 blocks than it would if you were across the main road where the sidewalk is just straight. It's so fucking stupid.

[-] TheRealCharlesEames@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago

Kinda sounds like you're misplacing your anger

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Honestly, the desire path makes sense. The entitled shits are just generally not safe vehicle operators, though.

[-] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

If it really bothers you, extend the garden and add landscape rocks. Grass is ugly no matter the state it is in

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

Grass is ugly no matter the state it is in

I think bamboo can be pretty though 🤷

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 10 hours ago

Don't plant bamboo, it's like English ivy or Himalayan blackberry but worse.

We planted it in a containment barrier. It jumped the barrier and is almost impossible to remove.

[-] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Sure, terribly invasive though. And probably not up to code in whatever HOA hell this looks like lol

[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

op be like "get off my lawn you little shits"

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

Self aware wolf sighted 😄

[-] aramis87@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

I don't know why, but as soon as I saw the picture my brain said, "Oh, that's bicycles."

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

When you're going at high speed (particularly when you're a kid on a jacky bike that doesn't handle well) taking that weird turn is a recipe for either crashing into the bush or losing your balance.

Why risk it? Just take the grassy route.

[-] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That, plus if there are any pedestrians using the path, they should get first dibs. Bicycles can ride on grass just fine, but anyone with a walker, a wheelchair, a stroller, or just wants to keep their shoes clean, should not feel like they have to squeeze or get off the pavement to let a bicyclist pass.

Here, the convenient option for bikes is also the most friendly option. Ornamental grass shouldn't even be a top-10 concern. If the municipality won't build proper infra for all users, then desire paths are all but guaranteed.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Okay, fair enough. As a former child myself, that's eminently reasonable, LOL. Post text updated. :-)

Still too many 12yo kids on overpowered electric minibikes around here.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

The problem isn't the toy, it's the parents.

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Punji sticks will solve this issue

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Desire paths Desire paths can be paths created as a consequence of erosion caused by human or animal foot-fall or traffic. The paths usually represent the shortest or most easily navigated routes between origins and destinations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desire_path

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