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[-] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago

Speak softly but carry a big dick.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 221 points 1 week ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.

Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.

Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.

And especially do none of these things on 4chan.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 72 points 1 week ago

Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.

It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

You know what a woman really wants?

Have meaningful conversations, clean up a little bit, eat puss, sometimes cook food.

This isn't rocket surgery.

It's almost like women are people who want the same things everyone wants or something.

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Forgot eat hot chip and lie

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 week ago

Marriage advice from priests? Hell no.

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[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 126 points 1 week ago

To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It'll feel a lot bigger after that.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

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[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?

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[-] Allero@lemmy.today 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Let's put that super clear:

There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.

There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.

Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.

Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.

Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago

if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.

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[-] DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 week ago

Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.

The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.

Your penis is fine.

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago

This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought "I'm not sadistic enough for this girl" during sex before.

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago

Fake: Anon has sex with a woman

Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 62 points 1 week ago

Most chicks don’t know how big 5.5” is.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago

I mean, as a European I don't even know how big that is

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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago
[-] altasshet@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago

That one's tricky

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[-] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife's best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 42 points 1 week ago

My take from this: you can have a small dick, just don't be a big dick.

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[-] TomasEkeli@programming.dev 39 points 1 week ago

Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: "The most important thing is the guy it's connected to"

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn't have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.

Sure, they’re honest.

Honestly best avoided.

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don't think anyone should say they are packing "only 5.5", that's at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.

[-] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Average in Canada, above average in america

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Isn't the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong's are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.

It's a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I'm sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.

If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won't wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don't care if you look or that you are a slut.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 79 points 1 week ago

Does anyone know what this individual is trying to say here?

[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn't very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!

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[-] ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago

Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?

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[-] breakingcups@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Or why (at the time of writing) 14 people apparently upvoted them?

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