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[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 79 points 3 days ago

Hey uh you’re not supposed to say that publicly? You do know that cyberattacks are considered an act of war right? And you’re not at war with Russia or China? Do you know that John? It’s important to me that you know that.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

time for the island to sink finally

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

For real, I mean this is literal direct acts of harm he's admitting to. Not to mention giving up any illusion of moral high ground when it comes to (actually real) Russian cyberattacks.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

But actually doing stuff costs money, and the UK government is allergic to that. It's likely this is just posturing without any actions behind it, and they're just doing this to stay relevant.

[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Admitting to acts of war you aren’t even doing might be somehow worse and dumber than actually doing them

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Which sounds like the current UK leadership a lot.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It would be just like them to try to make some nationalistic overture like that, in a way that requires no action and just pisses of everybody for no benefit

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

I hope China fucks Britain up. I hope DPRK steals billions in crypto from the angloids

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

Wonder if China will increase DongFeng-41 attacks against Britain.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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I wonder what would happen if a nation whose only source of relevance is being a ~~money laundering~~ finance hub (and selling 40k wh toys) were to be retributed-ly cyberattacked by a world superpower.

Britbongs might have a fun time going back to only cash payments for a week or two

[-] shath@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

please it would be so funny

[-] shath@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

also would i still have to work

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Those bean-toasts won't ~~sell~~ barter themselves

[-] shath@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

fire the missiles xi

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

China and Russia forming an alliance to hack into GW and steal all the CAD files for every model and releasing them online would be so, so funny.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

If the Chinese and Russian governments weren't filled with so many western educated liberals they would treat this declaration for what it is, AN ACT OF WAR

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

My brain is so poisoned that I read that as Cyber Truck attacks

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that what's left of British infrastructure only continues to exist thanks to the fact that the Chinese aren't interested in crippling our country out of racist or ideological spite. We famously farm out computerised infrastructure to some of the least competent, most unsuitable vendors. Data secruity for institutions here is a joke. We've had multiple governments seriously propose banning encryption and almost the entirity of our political class is tech illiterate and our military structure is primarily a bizarre aristocracy that get their appointments via herditary favour.

And that's without even getting into what the government offers in terms of pay and benefits to its cybersecurity experts. I'm keeping it vague obviously, but I once met someone via an odd work thing who interviewed for a classified 'active' cybersecurity role and was offered a salary that was 'less than they made as dev at a mobile games studio almost a decade before'.

[-] breadguy@kbin.earth 23 points 3 days ago

wtf only Russia and North Korea do that!

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

If anybody wants to know what an actual, state-sponsorted cyberattack on a nation state launched by Russia looks like, see no further than NotPetya:

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So, yeah, good luck with that Britain stalin-approval

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

I hope TERF Island ukkk gets hit back so hard they'll regret that they were born.

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