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Peak masculinity (lemmy.world)
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[-] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 104 points 3 weeks ago

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

[-] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)

[-] florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 3 weeks ago

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 weeks ago

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 3 weeks ago

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

[-] FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 59 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 3 weeks ago
[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly what I was thinking lol

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 weeks ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

[-] RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe 27 points 3 weeks ago

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

I think I saw him oblivion once.

[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

I-It's you! The hero of Kvatch!

[-] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You saw him oblivion? How does one oblivion?

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago

According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

[-] palebluethought@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

We're an early hominid from a certain point of view

[-] gamer@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Odds are the original picture is from WWII.

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[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 3 weeks ago

Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Like looking in the mirror

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

If alpha male why female skull shape?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Masculinity is... Inhuman? Cool

[-] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like that guy in that movie, he was pretty masculine.

[-] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

38th time is the charm

[-] fouloleron@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's Vinnie Jones!

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Peak masculinity = starving SS POW

[-] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Masculinity needs to make a comeback

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

[-] Xanvial@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

[-] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[-] hobovision@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

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