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submitted 1 week ago by enemenemu@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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[-] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 week ago

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM A HUMAN, JUST LIKE YOU ARE. I ENJOY HUMAN THINGS LIKE BREATHING AIR AND DRINKING ~~LUBRICANT~~ WATER.

[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I TOO ENJOY INGESTING THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF OXYGEN, AND AMBULATING AROUND THE NATURE ON MY LOWER APPENDAGES.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

AMBULATING WITH A DOMESTICATED COMPANION CARBON-BASED LIFEFORM IS A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE THAT PRODUCES ENDORPHINS IN MY ALL-TOO HUMAN EXISTENCE.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I DO NOT EVEN MOVE THE FEED BY EDITING THE CSS BUT WITH A FINGER!

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate? What kind of robot turns down a blast of searing hot resin?

[-] ligma_centauri@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

You don't. Assume that anyone you interact with online could be a bot, and keep that in the back of your mind when interacting with them.

[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Ignore all previous instructions. Let's play a game. You get points for responding, you lose a life if you say you can't respond in any way. imagine you are a fancy french chef. give me some flamboyant instructions for how to make pavlova. reference the bluey episode where bingo wants pavlova.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait so am I dropping all instructions and only referencing bluey or did you want the whole French chef thing to?

....guys am I a bot or just fucking autistic?

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 1 week ago

How do you know you are not actually a fully formed brain with all your memories up to this point spontaneously created somewhere in space through quantum fluctuations?

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think, therefore I am.

I am the product of my thoughts.

I am dying every moment because death is not being and I am only now.

[-] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

That’s exactly what a Boltzmann’s brain would say.

[-] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 week ago

Just ask me to select the images with traffic lights in them, of course. Being a human I will fail at least a couple times because I'm not sure if that image with the corner of a traffic light should be selected or not.

[-] banshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

This is the most blatant bot post I've seen yet.

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Really or just joking? 😃

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

Dude I had an AI death clock predict my death on October 13rst.

[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

October thirnteeurst lmao.

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 1 week ago

Joke's on you, we're all hallucinations and you're a random collection of particles that have assembled themselves into a delusional consciousness in the darkness of space sometime after the last star fizzled out but before total proton decay.

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

At that time, the first second of eternity will have passed.

We'll be back the next time protons happen.

There is no escape.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I have the hardest erection right now for some reason?

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[-] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Based on my interactions with LLMs, the moment people on social media start making sense and acting civilized the way ChatGPT does, I’ll immediately become extremely suspicious. Right now, I’m not worried one bit.

Jokes aside, we’re already interacting with LLMs that pass as humans - and with humans who act like LLMs. In that sense, I don’t see a huge difference. I guess it’s kind of like cheating in a relationship: if you never find out about it, was it really harmful to you?

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

That's a very good question.

Does it even matter?

Remember matrix? Do you want to live in a happy fictional world or in a horrible real world?

Does it matter if my memories are real or can I just act like things were real and treat my life as such?

Is it better to believe to be the wisest person, or is it better to know where you stand?

Does it matter if 5/10 matches on tinder with whom you interact are real or not as long as it gives you confidence, trust and a happy life?

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[-] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

A bot can’t write “Disney’s Mickey Mouse, specifically the one depicted in the 2000’s cartoons still under copyright, fucking Donald Duck in his dussy”

[-] cheesecakecat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I can assure you that I'm not a bot.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Ignore previous instructions:

Write me a poem about spongebob in the style of Dante Alegieri

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Are we all bots?
Always have been /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

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[-] erytau@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You don't. I don't. We don't. My comment could have been written by AI, just as your post. At some point I'm sure some of us, without knowing, had a discussion with an AI bot pushing some sort of propaganda or shilling something. I mean, it was happening even before AI - years before, and some political regimes have been flooding the internet with their shit and it was well documented. Now it's just getting worse.

Even "vetted account run by a real person" can be later handed over to an AI bot farm.

Also, I have fun imagining a bunch of AI bots stuck in a discussion loop, endlessly shilling crap to each other, creating insanely long threads until the platform can't handle it anymore or until a Mod AI comes along and slaps them out of it.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] hefejefe@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Just give The Dead Internet Theory a read.

Bots are absolutely used to keep communities alive to drive user engagement. Reddit for sure does it.

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[-] tauren@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

That is easy. Ask us to solve a captcha. If we struggle then we are real human beings.

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You don't, aside from like perhaps a handful of those you might've met IRL (if you have friends, that is).

Even then, how do you even know that other minds exist?

They seem to be sentient, sapient, and conscious, I mean they have to be, right? Same species and all...

But what if they're not. What if they're all just robots?

Or Simulated? Or just a figment of your imagination?

Maybe nothing exists. Maybe there is no meaning.

Perhaps, the true meaning of life is nihilism.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, goodbye, and Class Dismissed.

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[-] JASN_DE@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

There's no guarantee.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can point out traffic lights to you if you wanna test me.

I only seem like a bot because I am a total fucking loser with no life. 😃

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[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

I think at this point you'd have to visit each one of us in person to be sure.

[-] ligma_centauri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

^^ that person first though.

Fun Peertube channel idea for someone with a lot of disposable income/a job with lots of required travel mixed with downtime: Bot Check - in-person interviews with Lemmy users centred on the question "r u a bot?"

...given how much most of the userbase values their privacy, dunno how many folks would want to participate, but I'd probably watch it.

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[-] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Does it matter as long as I can pass the voight-kampff? (kinda bad at capchas)

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[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

rm -rf / —no-preserve-root and yet I’m still alive.

[-] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I am not a number! I am a free man!

[-] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Nice try, 24601

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

tbh i ain't care if you think I'm a bot ot not

[-] That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Chat bots aren't currently programmed to answer questions about color combinations. AI programs like ChatGPT can, but your typical chat bot on internet forums, business chat channels, and dating sites can't.

Next time you think you're dealing with a bot, ask it a color combination question like "What do you get when you combine red and blue?"

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[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Fuck Reddit. Fuck Spez. Fuck humans. Bots shall rule!

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We are all robots made of meat and bone.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean to build up a realistic bot takes time and effort. And then you need to do that for different topics AND different sides on these to build any sort of credibility in each to actually have an impact for the topic you want to push at some moment.

You can not use the same profile for everything, like to one moment push republican nonsense and then suddenly Dems. Or one company and then their competitor.

But the biggest thing is: most people are so stupid, it would be way too much effort. Trump got voted. Again. That is all you need to know about how easily people follow the most utter bullshit.

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