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AI is the future. (hexbear.net)

Definitely ready to replace employees and therapists.

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[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Was told over and over again that AI is so good at coding that it was replacing people already so when I tried to get it to write an algorithm for the most efficient way to smith in terrafirmacraft, it gave me this bullshit.

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago

Also I laugh till I piss myself when they call their models "reasoning model XYZ". The fucking amoeba I'm growing in that piss jar has more reasoning than all this Ai bullshit.

[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Your amoeba also doesn't need coal plants that will kill us all.

I say we replace the google execs with amoebas

[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

yes, put the google execs in the piss jar

[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

LPM Large Piss Model

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

So what you're saying is, we should run llms on amoebas :thonk:

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

AI responses always have the energy of someone talking a lot to try and sound sober so they don't get cut off at a bottomless Mimosa brunch

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

I like to imagine the LLM is being a hyper pedant in this answer.

"Umm, sweaty. 'It' isn't 2025, whatever 'it' is. The year is 2025. 🤓"

[-] underisk@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

No, it's not the future. AI is the future, the future has not arrived. Some parts of the future are already here, because of time zones.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

We're in a timeloop and its 1984 because the internet doesn't seem to know any other year

[-] knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago
[-] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

nope, it's the year 125. i know cos my computer told me so.

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You missed by a couple years, it's 114 actually

[-] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

excel, is that you?

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

2025 is still loading

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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