You think you can censor me? You think you can remove my post? Look down. See that heavy duty stapler? Yeah. That's what's coming for your Switch 2 if you fuck with me and my posts ever again. (hexbear.net)

submitted 12 hours ago by BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

It costs nearly 50 cents to fire this gun - for twelve seconds

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

120 high capacity strips. 5/8 inch caliber chisel points. steel construction and 100-sheet penetration. I'm dual-wielding these bad boys and can output over 75 staples a minute.

I'm fucking serious about this.

[-] chloroken@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

37.5 staples per hand-minute for the non-US posters

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

I was literally in a store called Staples yesterday looking for one of these fuckers and they simply did not have it. Baffling.

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