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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're just jealous that we can actually understand what our words mean instead of copying them wholesale from latin or french (which we also do, just not as much).

[-] Affidavit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'll have you know that the history of 'gloves' in English goes back long before the Norman conquest; the roots in English are neither from French nor Latin.

What I really want to know is if shoes in German are called 'fußglof'?

If you say, 'yes', then I really will be jealous. I want a foot glove...

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Fußhandschuhe

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

No, they're called 'Läderlappen'.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

agreed. plus everything can be funny if you just translate it word for word, even though in almost all languages the meaning for the original words barely cross people's minds when they use compound words.

eg:

German: Kamin

French: Cheminée

Spanish: Chimenea

English: FIREPLACE!

like fucking cavemen

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

I counter:

French: briquet

Spanish: mechero

English: lighter

German: Feuerzeug => FIRE THING

Who's the caveman now?

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

German is easy:

gloves = Handschuhe => hand shoes

scarf = Halsschuh => neck shoe

condom = Schwanzschuh => dick shoe

[-] Affidavit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wow, you're right. German really is amazing!

mittens = Faustschuhe => fist shoes

hat = Kopfschuh => head shoe

glasses = Augenschuhe => eye shoes

earrings = Ohrschuhe => ear shoes

mask = Gesichtsschuh => face shoe

bra = Brustschuhe => breast shoes

shirt = Rumpfschuh => torso shoe

pants = Beinschuhe => leg shoes

helmet = Gehirnschuh => brain shoe

diaper = Babyschambereichschuh => baby shame-area shoe

[-] trinsec@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Just a bit more mangled

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Japanese Tebukuro - Hand Socks

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's worse than that, it means hand bags (手袋)

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

ist das aus baunwolle gemacht?

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

I've read enough clothing labels to know that that should be Baumwolle. Tree wool. Because of course cotton is "tree wool" in German.

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
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