Listen, you just want to annex lake Michigan and take Chicago as a part of the bundle, I won't argue. Because at this point I'm begging
Illinois can stay.
Fip off fips
What? No!
Okay, maybe everything more than 60 miles outside of Chicago can stay. Deal?
That's much better.
Needs Colorado on there somewhere too. That place is a blue oasis surrounded by a sea of red bullshit states on all sides.
They elected Hoedirt Boebert... no entry.
You say "they" as if states don't have different districts. Boebert came from a right-leaning district, but was so toxic she couldn't get re-elected there. So she had to move to an even more right district in order to win.
Add to that she's actually a transplant from Florida, and it starts to make sense.
Yeah. Her saying "don't you know who I am!?" and flipping off the workers after getting kicked out for refusing to stop vaping indoors and near pregnant women and performing public sexual acts at a musical where kids were in attendance... That's pure Florida.
Feel real bad for Illinois, Virginia, Colorado and New Mexico citizens.
And all the Democrats in the red states of course.
Imagine.
Donald declares war on Canada.
Straight away all those states secede from the union and declare independence (States rights!)
Canada claims them all as allies.
TACO bell end Trump backs down.
States join Canada.
Donald declares war on Canada.
Except this is also how the "democracy" that is modern day Russia was created. Everything that's happened in the U.S. since ~2012 that has been driving us to the brink of collapse by furthering the divide between left and right has been eerily similar.
Psychological Inoculation and Astroturfing: Preparing for exploitation of U.S. secession movements
A lot of people don't know this, bc it's not exactly clear what they were doing there, but coincidentally the Heritage Foundation also seemed to play a role in the creation of the first free market in the earliest days of post-soviet Russia.
does this mean the map on the top is over 18 and the map on the bottom is under 18?
stop using this piece of shit as a meme
Canada would then be more US than Canadian at that point. US + Canada should keep United States of America name. The question is then what to call the other country. Kingdom of Christ? The 1950s?
"Gawd's Cuntry"
Gilead
As a Canadian, no thank you. California and New York would swallow us and we'd become "liberal United States"
Hey you could always move to Texas and enjoy a conservative life. Too hot? Alaska then.
Can Illinois come with? Chicago is pretty cool and we have some nice state parks!
ain't no fucking way your carving that out and leaving Minnesota behind, we've been basically Canada for hundreds of years
Getting California would make Canada shift in identity.
Getting Minnesota would honestly make us even more Canadian.
There, FTFY
FTFY
Please take PA, please!!!
lol it'll just be Philly surrounded by the Fascist Republic of Pennsyltucky, landlocked West Berlin style
(though I suppose Philly does at least have ocean access via the Delaware)
You know tbh I'm surprising TACO McDumbass hasn't thought about selling our country yet...
Imagine the cash you'd get for this whole place, fuck!
Uh wis, Minnesota and Michi need to added to Canada too.
Why do we need counties at all? Why do we even draw borders to begin with?
Just split it up, no country should be bigger than something between Hungary and Germany.
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